mcbook

mekbook. A book sold at mcdonlads.

DO NOT CONFUSE WITH MACBOOK!

Nice laptop bro, what model is it?

-its a quarter pounder mcbook.

by ra tsa tsa April 26, 2022

Macbook

The ultimate flex.

Ben "Yo that dude flexing hard on my broke ass with those airpods"

Mike "Nah that nigga ain't got a MacBook - he ain't shit"

by Deaanooo February 10, 2019

MacBook

Made by Apple. It is two metal sheets slapped together with a Pringle for a CPU. The main objective Apple makes when developing a new one is making it thinner instead of more powerful.

Girl: Hey guys OMG I have a MacBook!
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx March 14, 2019

MacBook

A computer made by Apple that, for until late 2020, was the most expensive piece horse shit I'd ever seen. Thankfully, it no longer sucks because it now has its own chip which makes the computer actually really good.

These days, it's surprising to see Apple make a good product such as the new M1 MacBook, yet here we are.

by Hot Single Near You August 2, 2021

Macbook wanker

A person who uses or talks about their macbook at every given opportunity.
May be used with all apple products eg. ipod wanker, ipad wanker, iphone wanker etc.

"look at Sean on his his macbook-again"
"yeah,hes such a macbook wanker"

by zoola-azul January 11, 2012

macbook pro

Apple Computer's latest weapon. Features a base that's capable of causing third-degree burns.

You: Would you like to try my new MacBook Pro? Here, put it on your lap.
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!

by Paul June 18, 2006

Scrotie McBoogerballs

A book that was written by Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny in the Southpark episode "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs". The book, and its wide success was used as a satirical device in regards to the over-analyzing of literature. The main objection was that the readers were reading too deeply into something which had little to no meaning.

When used as a comparison to an actual piece of work, it can be used to describe a piece of work that is worthless, but is praised, or it can be used to describe a piece of literature with its own merits, but is only widely known due to the (often unwarranted) controversy it caused.

Many examples of pretentious poetry can be referred to as a Scrotie McBoogerballs.

by RickshawCannon April 30, 2011