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chanceme

A subreddit on Reddit dedicated to estimating the chances one has of getting into a university. The comments tend to be really pessimistic or negative, no matter how accomplished the poster may be. The posters tend to be insecure, overly anxious people who have done more in their teens than what the average 50-year-old has done in his entire life. It's hard to tell if the posters are that anxious, or if they're mediocre kids pretending to be gods so they can get their egos stroked.

Hi! Middle-class Asian here, 1580 SAT, 4.56 W GPA, 3.97 UW.
ECs: 5432489 hours of community service, made a whole civilization in Africa
International Math Olympiad winner, USACO competitor, qualified for 54 Olympic Events. Editor for the New York Times, Valedictorian, CSGO Major winner.
Chances of getting into UOregon?

Chanceme commenter: Yeah you should probably look at your local community college; 54 Olympic events ain't shit, try 55 if you want a shot at udub

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx February 8, 2021

kennyS

A God who hits wallbangs so insane, you ejaculate on the spot

At time of writing, he is an AWPer for G2 eSports in CSGO.

kennyS isn't God. God is kennyS

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx December 27, 2020

Auto

The term auto is used in CS:GO to refer to the automatic sniper rifles, the SCAR-20 and the G3SG1. Both cost $5000 and are tied as the second-most expensive weapons in their game. They have a significantly faster movement speed than the AWP and higher rate of fire. One-shot kill to the head, generally two shots to the body. Great for killing CT scrubs crossing mid on Dust II. In my opinion, the best weapon in the game.

T: *buys auto and sprays mid, easily killing one CT and tagging another
CT 1: you fucking bitch, why you bully me?
CT 2: what a noob use a real gun like the awp.
T: git gud

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx February 25, 2021

MacBook

Made by Apple. It is two metal sheets slapped together with a Pringle for a CPU. The main objective Apple makes when developing a new one is making it thinner instead of more powerful.

Girl: Hey guys OMG I have a MacBook!
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx March 14, 2019

Hale

Also known as the Persuader, he can persuade even Warren Buffet to give him a small loan of a million dollars and never pay him back. Enhanced interrogation techniques must be used if you’re ever going to get your money back. Desperately tries chasing after popularity by doing things he thinks are “cool,” like drinking. Destined to be a tax evader and have multiple government agencies on his ass.

Dude: Loan’s due. You got the cash?
Hale: I’ll get it to you tomorrow bro
Tomorrow
Dude: You know what I want.
Hale: Shit my bad maybe next week

A year later
Dude:Bruh give me my money already
Hale: What money now?

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx September 5, 2020

Christopher Nolan

A God

Christopher Nolan actually puts effort into making his movies, unlike Disney

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx December 8, 2020

Most oppressed group

See gamers

The most oppressed group/minority in the history of the universe is undoubtedly gamers. Alas, they do live in a society.

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx December 21, 2020