xX_LordGaben69_Xx's definitions

git gud

Something you need to do

Doing shite? Git gud.
Doing gud? Git better.

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx May 3, 2021

piracy

What a smart person would engage in to avoid paying exorbitant prices for 2-hour long heavily edited videos(movies) or the overpriced windows operating system. Pirates shouldn't feel bad, as their money would have gone to some megacorporation worth a few hundred billion dollars, or a millionaire living in Beverly Hills. Piracy ranges from using YouTube-to-mp3 to starting a torrenting site like the Pirate Bay. It also has a subreddit at r/piracy.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

Since I had to include the word: piracy

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx September 2, 2019

waitlust

The inability to emotionally commit to the college you plan on attending next fall.

As the name suggests, waitlusters waitlust for schools they're waitlisted at.

She sent her deposit to her state school, UC Berkeley EECS, but she's still waitlusting for MIT

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx May 12, 2021

MacBook

Made by Apple. It is two metal sheets slapped together with a Pringle for a CPU. The main objective Apple makes when developing a new one is making it thinner instead of more powerful.

Girl: Hey guys OMG I have a MacBook!
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx March 14, 2019

Hale

Also known as the Persuader, he can persuade even Warren Buffet to give him a small loan of a million dollars and never pay him back. Enhanced interrogation techniques must be used if you’re ever going to get your money back. Desperately tries chasing after popularity by doing things he thinks are “cool,” like drinking. Destined to be a tax evader and have multiple government agencies on his ass.

Dude: Loan’s due. You got the cash?
Hale: I’ll get it to you tomorrow bro
Tomorrow
Dude: You know what I want.
Hale: Shit my bad maybe next week

A year later
Dude:Bruh give me my money already
Hale: What money now?

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx September 5, 2020

kennyS

A God who hits wallbangs so insane, you ejaculate on the spot

At time of writing, he is an AWPer for G2 eSports in CSGO.

kennyS isn't God. God is kennyS

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx December 27, 2020

chanceme

A subreddit on Reddit dedicated to estimating the chances one has of getting into a university. The comments tend to be really pessimistic or negative, no matter how accomplished the poster may be. The posters tend to be insecure, overly anxious people who have done more in their teens than what the average 50-year-old has done in his entire life. It's hard to tell if the posters are that anxious, or if they're mediocre kids pretending to be gods so they can get their egos stroked.

Hi! Middle-class Asian here, 1580 SAT, 4.56 W GPA, 3.97 UW.
ECs: 5432489 hours of community service, made a whole civilization in Africa
International Math Olympiad winner, USACO competitor, qualified for 54 Olympic Events. Editor for the New York Times, Valedictorian, CSGO Major winner.
Chances of getting into UOregon?

Chanceme commenter: Yeah you should probably look at your local community college; 54 Olympic events ain't shit, try 55 if you want a shot at udub

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx February 8, 2021