22 definitions by xX_LordGaben69_Xx
Made by Apple. It is two metal sheets slapped together with a Pringle for a CPU. The main objective Apple makes when developing a new one is making it thinner instead of more powerful.
Girl: Hey guys OMG I have a MacBook!
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx March 14, 2019
An egotistical maniac/retard who ran for president in order to establish a theocracy in the US. Many suspects he ran for President to promote his shitty music. Judging by his willingness to not have separation of church and state, he's also an anti-constitutionalist. He believes in anti-vaccine conspiracy theories, including the infamous one about Bill Gates sticking microchips inside you for fun.
Some Kanye West quotes
"When you hear about slavery for 400 years ... for 400 years? That sounds like a choice."
"It’s so many of our children that are being vaccinated and paralyzed… So when they say the way we’re going to fix COVID is with a vaccine, I’m extremely cautious. That’s the mark of the beast."
"They want to put chips inside of us, they want to do all kinds of things to make it where we can’t cross the gates of heaven."
"When you hear about slavery for 400 years ... for 400 years? That sounds like a choice."
"It’s so many of our children that are being vaccinated and paralyzed… So when they say the way we’re going to fix COVID is with a vaccine, I’m extremely cautious. That’s the mark of the beast."
"They want to put chips inside of us, they want to do all kinds of things to make it where we can’t cross the gates of heaven."
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx July 19, 2020
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx April 4, 2021
A God who hits wallbangs so insane, you ejaculate on the spot
At time of writing, he is an AWPer for G2 eSports in CSGO.
At time of writing, he is an AWPer for G2 eSports in CSGO.
kennyS isn't God. God is kennyS
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx December 28, 2021
The most oppressed group/minority in the history of the universe is undoubtedly gamers. Alas, they do live in a society.
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx December 22, 2020
What a smart person would engage in to avoid paying exorbitant prices for 2-hour long heavily edited videos(movies) or the overpriced windows operating system. Pirates shouldn't feel bad, as their money would have gone to some megacorporation worth a few hundred billion dollars, or a millionaire living in Beverly Hills. Piracy ranges from using YouTube-to-mp3 to starting a torrenting site like the Pirate Bay. It also has a subreddit at r/piracy.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
Since I had to include the word: piracy
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
Since I had to include the word: piracy
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx September 3, 2019
PlayStation is a Japanese video game brand by Sony that consists of five home video game consoles, as well as a media center, an online service, a line of controllers, two handhelds and a phone, as well as multiple magazines. It was introduced in December 3, 1994.
PlayStations are known to sell extremely well. The original console in the series was the first console of any type to ship over 100 million units, doing so in under a decade. Its successor, the PlayStation 2, was released in 2000. The PlayStation 2 is the best-selling home console to date, having reached over 155 million units sold by the end of 2012. Sony's next console, the PlayStation 3, was released in 2006, selling over 87.4 million units by March 2017. Sony's latest console, the PlayStation 4, was released in 2013, selling a million units within a day, becoming the fastest selling console in history. The PSP has also more sales than the Xbox One according to Wikipedia. The PlayStation 5 has yet to be released at time of writing.
The PlayStation platform is also known for exclusives such as the Uncharted franchise, Ghost of Tsushima, Spider Man(2018), God of War, and more.
PlayStations are known to sell extremely well. The original console in the series was the first console of any type to ship over 100 million units, doing so in under a decade. Its successor, the PlayStation 2, was released in 2000. The PlayStation 2 is the best-selling home console to date, having reached over 155 million units sold by the end of 2012. Sony's next console, the PlayStation 3, was released in 2006, selling over 87.4 million units by March 2017. Sony's latest console, the PlayStation 4, was released in 2013, selling a million units within a day, becoming the fastest selling console in history. The PSP has also more sales than the Xbox One according to Wikipedia. The PlayStation 5 has yet to be released at time of writing.
The PlayStation platform is also known for exclusives such as the Uncharted franchise, Ghost of Tsushima, Spider Man(2018), God of War, and more.
In terms of sales, the PlayStation is the most popular console on the planet.
Even the PlayStation Portable has more sales than the Xbox One.
We all know that PlayStation and Xbox don't have shit on the PC master race.
Even the PlayStation Portable has more sales than the Xbox One.
We all know that PlayStation and Xbox don't have shit on the PC master race.
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx September 9, 2020