xX_LordGaben69_Xx's definitions
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx May 3, 2021
Get the git gudmug. Made by Apple. It is two metal sheets slapped together with a Pringle for a CPU. The main objective Apple makes when developing a new one is making it thinner instead of more powerful.
Girl: Hey guys OMG I have a MacBook!
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx March 14, 2019
Get the MacBookmug. Also known as the Persuader, he can persuade even Warren Buffet to give him a small loan of a million dollars and never pay him back. Enhanced interrogation techniques must be used if you’re ever going to get your money back. Desperately tries chasing after popularity by doing things he thinks are “cool,” like drinking. Destined to be a tax evader and have multiple government agencies on his ass.
Dude: Loan’s due. You got the cash?
Hale: I’ll get it to you tomorrow bro
Tomorrow
Dude: You know what I want.
Hale: Shit my bad maybe next week
A year later
Dude:Bruh give me my money already
Hale: What money now?
Hale: I’ll get it to you tomorrow bro
Tomorrow
Dude: You know what I want.
Hale: Shit my bad maybe next week
A year later
Dude:Bruh give me my money already
Hale: What money now?
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx September 5, 2020
Get the Halemug. The inability to emotionally commit to the college you plan on attending next fall.
As the name suggests, waitlusters waitlust for schools they're waitlisted at.
As the name suggests, waitlusters waitlust for schools they're waitlisted at.
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx May 12, 2021
Get the waitlustmug. A student who takes easier advanced classes so they'd have an easier time getting a high grade in that class.
Primarily done with AP Calculus AB and AP Calculus BC, or one of the science APs(such as taking AP Biology instead of Chemistry).
Highly depends on the school curriculum offered, grading systems, and prerequisites.
Also see GPA whore.
Primarily done with AP Calculus AB and AP Calculus BC, or one of the science APs(such as taking AP Biology instead of Chemistry).
Highly depends on the school curriculum offered, grading systems, and prerequisites.
Also see GPA whore.
Guy 1: Hey, wasn't X supposed to be with us in Calc BC this year?
Guy 2: Yeah, but after hearing from the seniors about how hard it was, he took AP Statistics so it'll be easier to get an A. "Still an AP" was his defense.
Guy 1: What a fucking booster. It's not like a single A- or B+ will fuck him over for Stanford. This class is curved as fuck too. What a GPA whore.
Guy 2: Yeah, but after hearing from the seniors about how hard it was, he took AP Statistics so it'll be easier to get an A. "Still an AP" was his defense.
Guy 1: What a fucking booster. It's not like a single A- or B+ will fuck him over for Stanford. This class is curved as fuck too. What a GPA whore.
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx April 30, 2021
Get the boostermug. An illegitimate state.
Please. None of us have time to discuss such childish topics such as 'atheism, 'human rights,' or 'France.'
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx April 18, 2021
Get the Francemug. A God who hits wallbangs so insane, you ejaculate on the spot
At time of writing, he is an AWPer for G2 eSports in CSGO.
At time of writing, he is an AWPer for G2 eSports in CSGO.
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx December 27, 2020
Get the kennySmug.