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Made by Apple. It is two metal sheets slapped together with a Pringle for a CPU. The main objective Apple makes when developing a new one is making it thinner instead of more powerful.
Girl: Hey guys OMG I have a MacBook!
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx March 14, 2019
Get the MacBook mug.Also known as the Persuader, he can persuade even Warren Buffet to give him a small loan of a million dollars and never pay him back. Enhanced interrogation techniques must be used if you’re ever going to get your money back. Desperately tries chasing after popularity by doing things he thinks are “cool,” like drinking. Destined to be a tax evader and have multiple government agencies on his ass.
Dude: Loan’s due. You got the cash?
Hale: I’ll get it to you tomorrow bro
Tomorrow
Dude: You know what I want.
Hale: Shit my bad maybe next week
A year later
Dude:Bruh give me my money already
Hale: What money now?
Hale: I’ll get it to you tomorrow bro
Tomorrow
Dude: You know what I want.
Hale: Shit my bad maybe next week
A year later
Dude:Bruh give me my money already
Hale: What money now?
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx September 5, 2020
Get the Hale mug.The term auto is used in CS:GO to refer to the automatic sniper rifles, the SCAR-20 and the G3SG1. Both cost $5000 and are tied as the second-most expensive weapons in their game. They have a significantly faster movement speed than the AWP and higher rate of fire. One-shot kill to the head, generally two shots to the body. Great for killing CT scrubs crossing mid on Dust II. In my opinion, the best weapon in the game.
T: *buys auto and sprays mid, easily killing one CT and tagging another
CT 1: you fucking bitch, why you bully me?
CT 2: what a noob use a real gun like the awp.
T: git gud
CT 1: you fucking bitch, why you bully me?
CT 2: what a noob use a real gun like the awp.
T: git gud
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx February 25, 2021
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At time of writing, he is an AWPer for G2 eSports in CSGO.
At time of writing, he is an AWPer for G2 eSports in CSGO.
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Get the Christopher Nolan mug.The most oppressed group/minority in the history of the universe is undoubtedly gamers. Alas, they do live in a society.
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx December 21, 2020
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Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
Since I had to include the word: piracy
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
Since I had to include the word: piracy
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx September 2, 2019
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