meltface 

Heavy metal or hard core music that is extremely intense and in your face.

That band plays some serious meltface.

meltface by Abasplab September 9, 2008

meltface 

This blond guy whos face appears to have melted, as if it was made of wax and spent to long on a sunbed.

shut the hell up meltface

meltface by skiv January 28, 2005

Meatfaced

A serious--and quite possibly deadly--form of inebriation brought on by the over consumption of meat and/or meat byproducts. Symptoms include slurred speech, impaired vision and balance, sweating (commonly known as "meat sweats") nausea, and gleeful levels of euphoria, and erratic behavior.

Person #1: Hey, did you eat that entire package of hot dogs?

Person #2: Grrbbl... fex... sh... bah.

Person #1: Oh, great. You're meatfaced again. Looks like you've ruined Christmas. Again.

Meatfaced by CYFOHCM August 10, 2010

meltyface 

the appearance of one's face when they are too drunk or on too much drugs characterized by almost-closed eyes, open mouth, and slack cheeks. also the state of being too messed up on drugs. someone who is meltyface will have trouble speaking, walking, or basically functioning.

man, I was so meltyface last night. i took way too much", "did you see the pictures from the festival? mary was meltyface the whole time!

meltyface by jenkems December 1, 2010

Meatfaced

When you try to take a charge in basketball, but the other guy dunks on you and his sweaty crotch area hits you square in the face. Often results in falling over from force or the act of trying to avoid another man's nether regions contacting your face.

"Did you see that dunk? Ridiculous air!" - Joe

"Yeah man. That dude got meatfaced bad. Insult to injury. That must hurt... And stink. Literally. " - Mike

Meatfaced by Muzzy1855 March 19, 2015

Meatface 

One of the worst insults in the world, something that should be used as a last resort in an argument. (Very offensive)

Shut up dude, you are such a meatface.

Meatface by Cole Jarvis November 29, 2020

meatface 

a girl with lots of makeup and kind of trashy but really hot, so she makes you want to shove your meat in her face.

a kind of scruffy, maybe grimeyish but hot guy; maybe some tattoos; makes you want to shove your meat in his face.

a hot but trashy boy or girl who you want to meatface

meatface by leahhh louu August 16, 2009