A serious--and quite possibly deadly--form of inebriation brought on by the over consumption of meat and/or meat byproducts. Symptoms include slurred speech, impaired vision and balance, sweating (commonly known as "meat sweats") nausea, and gleeful levels of euphoria, and erratic behavior.
Person #1: Hey, did you eat that entire package of hot dogs?
Person #2: Grrbbl... fex... sh... bah.
Person #1: Oh, great. You're meatfaced again. Looks like you've ruined Christmas. Again.
the appearance of one's face when they are too drunk or on too much drugs characterized by almost-closed eyes, open mouth, and slack cheeks. also the state of being too messed up on drugs. someone who is meltyface will have trouble speaking, walking, or basically functioning.
man, I was so meltyface last night. i took way too much", "did you see the pictures from the festival? mary was meltyface the whole time!
When you try to take a charge in basketball, but the other guy dunks on you and his sweaty crotch area hits you square in the face. Often results in falling over from force or the act of trying to avoid another man's nether regions contacting your face.
"Did you see that dunk? Ridiculous air!" - Joe
"Yeah man. That dude got meatfaced bad. Insult to injury. That must hurt... And stink. Literally. " - Mike
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.