MILTFM

MOTHER ID LIKE TO FUCK ME

SORRY PATRICK ITS A JOKE BTW MILTFM HEART EYES EMOJI

by Hahaemmyfunny July 6, 2021

MILTMSLT

mother i'd like to make sweet love to

your mom is a miltmslt

by Jonny Santiago June 22, 2009

Milfmobile

A Milfmobile is a car in which a MILF commonly drives during the day. The destinations a MILF chooses to go in the "Milfmobile" are shopping, taking the kids to school, or coming back from the gym. A Milf specifically drives a black range rover, sometimes gray.

Steve: "Hey! Look at that black range rover!"

Josh: "Yea bro, thats SUCH a Milfmobile..."

by Magic striss March 13, 2009

Miltf

'Mother's I'd like to Fuck' a variation of the 'Yummie Mummy' & 'Sexy Mother Figure' archetypes . Frequently seen pushing prams in public parks on the weekend. Physically radiant & clearly fertile, obviously more attached to the child than a nanny. Probably gagging for it.

1: Mmmmm, nice piece of miltf.
2: Where?, Oh yeah. I love summer.

by Abe Dew March 3, 2005

MILTMSLT

Mother I'd Like To Make Sweet Love To - inspired by the the film The Rocker.

guy: are you familiar with the term 'MILF'?"

*she nods*

guy: "well you're not a MILF, you're what I'd call a MILTMSLT... a Mother I'd Like To Make Sweet Love To."

mom: "Oh really? Well you're a PILTS. Person I'd Like To Slap."

by FayeeElizabeth March 28, 2009

MILFMO

This is the term used to describe the desire to sleep with a specific MILF repeatedly...Mom I'd Like to Fuck More Often

He used to call her a MILF, but now that he's already hit it, he's upgraded her to a MILFMO.

by cougarcub June 26, 2009

miltf

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

see above

by *wanks cock* April 2, 2003