mazooka

A retard's pronunciation of the word bazooka, a highly powerful weapon.

Ima shoot you with my mazooka if you don't stop teasin me.

by knight ridah August 15, 2008

Mahooka

An idiot that tries too hard to be cool, has OVERSIZED dick, watches porn everyday also jerks off, really greedy, borrows and never return it.

Mahooka can’t flex he only got girl stuff that he borrowed from his sister

by Vasika Mahul October 10, 2018

Mazook

A Mazook is a person who gets scammed or swindled so badly that there's nothing they can do about it but accept that they've been taken for a fool.

Did you see what cards Anthony actually had? He took the pot of chips and I got Mazooked. When I approached Anthony he replied, "Only one Mazook per night."

Did you get about the guy who lost a million dollars in that Ponzi Scheme? What a Mazook!

by Bugsy Siegel April 2, 2019

mazooki

To insert three fingers into the rectum in such a violent manner that it starts to bleed.

Jane was walking with a little discomfort because Alan gave her a mazooki last night.

by TSK_USA June 12, 2016

Mahooka

Has OVERSIZED dick doesn’t know how wear stuff and tries to look cool but still and idiot begs for money wears his sister’s shoe.

No likes mahooka he borrows everything and really greedy

by Vasika Mahul October 10, 2018

mazookas

Mazookas is what you call a pair of HUGE tits/breasts/boobies/knockers et cetera. ( I think you get the point..)

DAMN! Look at those Mazookas! I'd hit 'em both!

by Kiminator / The Lizzard May 14, 2005

malooka

'Malooka' is a word shrouded in mystery. Some sources date it back to the Florentine city state in the 15th century - it figures in graffiti from that era where local political figures and luminaries are often defined as being 'monstrous malookas'.

The word then went very quiet for centuries before suddenly appearing in some of the language used by prospectors during the Australian Gold Rush. Apparently it meant 'word taken from an indigenous language which then becomes a worldwide pop sensation'. So for example, a kylie is a malooka (kylie being Aboriginal for ''boomerang') since it was then adopted by the Minogue parents when they sired their elder chanteuse.

'Malooka' is also used by contemporary British artists who I can't name here as a synonym for 'kit and kaboodle'.

I took a malooka from the ancient Etruscan language when I named my daughter 'Clementianaisaana" whcih meant, in Etruscan, 'gilded lily'.

by Tulipia Manica June 18, 2011