mazooki

To insert three fingers into the rectum in such a violent manner that it starts to bleed.

Jane was walking with a little discomfort because Alan gave her a mazooki last night.

by TSK_USA June 12, 2016

Mazook

A Mazook is a person who gets scammed or swindled so badly that there's nothing they can do about it but accept that they've been taken for a fool.

Did you see what cards Anthony actually had? He took the pot of chips and I got Mazooked. When I approached Anthony he replied, "Only one Mazook per night."

Did you get about the guy who lost a million dollars in that Ponzi Scheme? What a Mazook!

by Bugsy Siegel April 2, 2019

malookia finger

The malookia finger is the finger that has malookia juice all over it either from a sheila's cunt or her filthy arse crack.

Would you like some chips Damien? Yeah I will after I wash my malookia finger from the crack addict I picked up on smoko.

by Eddie Meh January 3, 2019

mamookie

A douchebag, wiseguy, stinky fucker.

“Have you seen Max lately? He smells like shit!! God, what a mamookie”

by Mamookie May 12, 2021

malooki

Malooki is a funny fella! He is easy to get along with and fun to be around. He doesn’t care how old he is he just wants titty milk, sometimes he will even bite his friends nipples. He is a bad liar and his taste is music is gay. gay boy with straight pleasures, like all his other odd friends. MOKOOO

i sang Alicia Keys with Malooki today!

by freshhhsh March 10, 2021

mazookas

Mazookas is what you call a pair of HUGE tits/breasts/boobies/knockers et cetera. ( I think you get the point..)

DAMN! Look at those Mazookas! I'd hit 'em both!

by Kiminator / The Lizzard May 14, 2005

No Malooki

A phrase you use when someone won’t tell you something or won’t tell you the truth. Can also be used to dare someone to do something.

No Malooki michael, but did you have sex with leah

by Ptatrick January 21, 2018