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To insert three fingers into the rectum in such a violent manner that it starts to bleed.
Jane was walking with a little discomfort because Alan gave her a mazooki last night.
mazooki by TSK_USA June 12, 2016
Words you can keep
A Mazook is a person who gets scammed or swindled so badly that there's nothing they can do about it but accept that they've been taken for a fool.
Did you see what cards Anthony actually had? He took the pot of chips and I got Mazooked. When I approached Anthony he replied, "Only one Mazook per night."

Did you get about the guy who lost a million dollars in that Ponzi Scheme? What a Mazook!
Mazook by Bugsy Siegel April 2, 2019
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malookia finger 

The malookia finger is the finger that has malookia juice all over it either from a sheila's cunt or her filthy arse crack.
Would you like some chips Damien? Yeah I will after I wash my malookia finger from the crack addict I picked up on smoko.
malookia finger by Eddie Meh January 3, 2019

mamookie 

“Have you seen Max lately? He smells like shit!! God, what a mamookie”
mamookie by Mamookie May 12, 2021
Malooki is a funny fella! He is easy to get along with and fun to be around. He doesn’t care how old he is he just wants titty milk, sometimes he will even bite his friends nipples. He is a bad liar and his taste is music is gay. gay boy with straight pleasures, like all his other odd friends. MOKOOO
i sang Alicia Keys with Malooki today!
malooki by freshhhsh March 10, 2021

mazookas 

Mazookas is what you call a pair of HUGE tits/breasts/boobies/knockers et cetera. ( I think you get the point..)
DAMN! Look at those Mazookas! I'd hit 'em both!

No Malooki 

A phrase you use when someone won’t tell you something or won’t tell you the truth. Can also be used to dare someone to do something.
No Malooki michael, but did you have sex with leah
No Malooki by Ptatrick January 21, 2018
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B)
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