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'Malooka' is a word shrouded in mystery. Some sources date it back to the Florentine city state in the 15th century - it figures in graffiti from that era where local political figures and luminaries are often defined as being 'monstrous malookas'.

The word then went very quiet for centuries before suddenly appearing in some of the language used by prospectors during the Australian Gold Rush. Apparently it meant 'word taken from an indigenous language which then becomes a worldwide pop sensation'. So for example, a kylie is a malooka (kylie being Aboriginal for ''boomerang') since it was then adopted by the Minogue parents when they sired their elder chanteuse.

'Malooka' is also used by contemporary British artists who I can't name here as a synonym for 'kit and kaboodle'.
I took a malooka from the ancient Etruscan language when I named my daughter 'Clementianaisaana" whcih meant, in Etruscan, 'gilded lily'.
malooka by Tulipia Manica June 18, 2011
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An idiot that tries too hard to be cool, has OVERSIZED dick, watches porn everyday also jerks off, really greedy, borrows and never return it.
Mahooka can’t flex he only got girl stuff that he borrowed from his sister
Mahooka by Vasika Mahul October 10, 2018
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Malcookage 

Preparing a meal poorly or generally lacking skill in the culinary arts.
Our courtship was ended by an egregious act of malcookage. Never before has chicken more closely resembled furniture.
Malcookage by Shandooga McGluckfeez September 5, 2011

malookia finger 

The malookia finger is the finger that has malookia juice all over it either from a sheila's cunt or her filthy arse crack.
Would you like some chips Damien? Yeah I will after I wash my malookia finger from the crack addict I picked up on smoko.
malookia finger by Eddie Meh January 3, 2019

Dirty Malokai

When you face fuck someone in such a way that your balls are constantly hitting their eyes.
I got American woman’s soccer star Alex Morgan to let me try a Dirty Malokai on her last night.
Dirty Malokai by Mistersistefister January 1, 2021
Has OVERSIZED dick doesn’t know how wear stuff and tries to look cool but still and idiot begs for money wears his sister’s shoe.
No likes mahooka he borrows everything and really greedy
Mahooka by Vasika Mahul October 10, 2018
Brooklynese. The evil eye. Whammy To give somebody bad luck.
"When Tony put the Maloika on me I knew my horse had no shot"
Maloika by INOX NYC April 26, 2010
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