Mazook

A Mazook is a person who gets scammed or swindled so badly that there's nothing they can do about it but accept that they've been taken for a fool.

Did you see what cards Anthony actually had? He took the pot of chips and I got Mazooked. When I approached Anthony he replied, "Only one Mazook per night."

Did you get about the guy who lost a million dollars in that Ponzi Scheme? What a Mazook!

by Bugsy Siegel April 2, 2019

mamook

A half brained douchebag

“Look at that kid he’s a mamook”

by Inbreds R Us October 11, 2020

Mahooka

An idiot that tries too hard to be cool, has OVERSIZED dick, watches porn everyday also jerks off, really greedy, borrows and never return it.

Mahooka can’t flex he only got girl stuff that he borrowed from his sister

by Vasika Mahul October 10, 2018

Majook

Majook is a term used to describe a legendary black cat that doesn't like Tiger and Koojam.

Other variations of Majook include Magic and The Jook.

Look over there, it's Majook

by makooger October 4, 2019

spooked magook

Being HELLA scared, but with a hint of James Charles in the mix

Person 1: Oh my god did you see that horror movie?
Person 2: Yeah I was spooked magook

by YUYUSAYINGMYNAMEWRNG July 28, 2020

Marook

A word so incredibly bad ass and amazing that a definition would physically blow your mind out of your skull and it would keep exploding while you stood in awe of this word. All who know what the word means have sworn never to share its secret definition with anyone. It is said to be both the worst most derogatory word in any language and yet also the most awesome. If I could I would write the definition here, however instead I am informing people of this supreme word that deserves its rightful place on urban dictionary.

Damn I am just a marook i guess.
Oh damn did they just say the "m" word?

by THE marook May 1, 2011

mazooki

To insert three fingers into the rectum in such a violent manner that it starts to bleed.

Jane was walking with a little discomfort because Alan gave her a mazooki last night.

by TSK_USA June 12, 2016