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A Mazook is a person who gets scammed or swindled so badly that there's nothing they can do about it but accept that they've been taken for a fool.
Did you see what cards Anthony actually had? He took the pot of chips and I got Mazooked. When I approached Anthony he replied, "Only one Mazook per night."

Did you get about the guy who lost a million dollars in that Ponzi Scheme? What a Mazook!
Mazook by Bugsy Siegel April 2, 2019
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“Look at that kid he’s a mamook”
mamook by Inbreds R Us October 11, 2020
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mazookas • Mazook • mazooki • mamook • Marook • Mahooka • majook • Malook • malooki • Macookie
An idiot that tries too hard to be cool, has OVERSIZED dick, watches porn everyday also jerks off, really greedy, borrows and never return it.
Mahooka can’t flex he only got girl stuff that he borrowed from his sister
Mahooka by Vasika Mahul October 10, 2018
Majook is a term used to describe a legendary black cat that doesn't like Tiger and Koojam.

Other variations of Majook include Magic and The Jook.
Look over there, it's Majook
Majook by makooger October 4, 2019

spooked magook 

Being HELLA scared, but with a hint of James Charles in the mix
Person 1: Oh my god did you see that horror movie?
Person 2: Yeah I was spooked magook
A word so incredibly bad ass and amazing that a definition would physically blow your mind out of your skull and it would keep exploding while you stood in awe of this word. All who know what the word means have sworn never to share its secret definition with anyone. It is said to be both the worst most derogatory word in any language and yet also the most awesome. If I could I would write the definition here, however instead I am informing people of this supreme word that deserves its rightful place on urban dictionary.
Damn I am just a marook i guess.
Oh damn did they just say the "m" word?
Marook by THE marook May 1, 2011
To insert three fingers into the rectum in such a violent manner that it starts to bleed.
Jane was walking with a little discomfort because Alan gave her a mazooki last night.
mazooki by TSK_USA June 12, 2016
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