Mazook

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A Mazook is a person who gets scammed or swindled so badly that there's nothing they can do about it but accept that they've been taken for a fool.

Did you see what cards Anthony actually had? He took the pot of chips and I got Mazooked. When I approached Anthony he replied, "Only one Mazook per night."

Did you get about the guy who lost a million dollars in that Ponzi Scheme? What a Mazook!

Mazook by Bugsy Siegel April 2, 2019

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mamook

A half brained douchebag

“Look at that kid he’s a mamook”

mamook by Inbreds R Us October 11, 2020

Related Words

mazookas • Mazook • mazooki • mamook • Marook • Mahooka • majook • Malook • malooki • Macookie

Mahooka

An idiot that tries too hard to be cool, has OVERSIZED dick, watches porn everyday also jerks off, really greedy, borrows and never return it.

Mahooka can’t flex he only got girl stuff that he borrowed from his sister

Mahooka by Vasika Mahul October 10, 2018

Majook

Majook is a term used to describe a legendary black cat that doesn't like Tiger and Koojam.

Other variations of Majook include Magic and The Jook.

Look over there, it's Majook

Majook by makooger October 4, 2019

spooked magook

Being HELLA scared, but with a hint of James Charles in the mix

Person 1: Oh my god did you see that horror movie?
Person 2: Yeah I was spooked magook

spooked magook by YUYUSAYINGMYNAMEWRNG July 28, 2020

Marook

A word so incredibly bad ass and amazing that a definition would physically blow your mind out of your skull and it would keep exploding while you stood in awe of this word. All who know what the word means have sworn never to share its secret definition with anyone. It is said to be both the worst most derogatory word in any language and yet also the most awesome. If I could I would write the definition here, however instead I am informing people of this supreme word that deserves its rightful place on urban dictionary.

Damn I am just a marook i guess.
Oh damn did they just say the "m" word?

Marook by THE marook May 1, 2011

mazooki

To insert three fingers into the rectum in such a violent manner that it starts to bleed.

Jane was walking with a little discomfort because Alan gave her a mazooki last night.

mazooki by TSK_USA June 12, 2016

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026