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A Mazook is a person who gets scammed or swindled so badly that there's nothing they can do about it but accept that they've been taken for a fool.
Did you see what cards Anthony actually had? He took the pot of chips and I got Mazooked. When I approached Anthony he replied, "Only one Mazook per night."

Did you get about the guy who lost a million dollars in that Ponzi Scheme? What a Mazook!
Mazook by Bugsy Siegel April 2, 2019
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To insert three fingers into the rectum in such a violent manner that it starts to bleed.
Jane was walking with a little discomfort because Alan gave her a mazooki last night.
mazooki by TSK_USA June 12, 2016

Sayaka maizono 

good precious girly
don’t blame her that Leon got executed because she tried to kill him

blame the stinky boy that is monokuma
for giving her a motive
Sayaka Maizono is a good girl
May or may not ship her with leon
Sayaka maizono by GayestGay May 31, 2018

Sayaka Maizono 

For godsake she isn't a snake. She did it because,,,,,, SHE WAS SCARED TO LOSE THE ADVANCE OF HER CAREER, istg y'all Celestia stans who call her a snake are just straight up hypocrite,,,

i believe she's the best waifu of drv1 and i believe in Sayaka supremacy
Person 1: ''Sayaka Maizono is my waifu''
Person 2: ''Oh i actually kin her! i think she's so cool''
Person 1: ''Yeah i agree''
An all boys gay cunt catholic school filled with gimps and teachers that are more concerned about the length of your hair than your education.
Oh you go to mazenod must be a gimp
Mazenod by Dig Bick 666 May 10, 2019
it means cool or awesome normally only used by chads or Staceys
chad: yo your kinda mazno
stacey: so are you
mazno by mazno May 10, 2020
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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