mayonaise monkey

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a white person, the term is usually meant to be derogatory

yeah that mayonaise monkey hit me up yesterday lookin for soome trees

mayonaise monkey by cze August 9, 2005

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mayonnaise monkey

Human mammals with opposable thumbs with white skin tone. Yep, white people. Especially those that believe they are superior due to the color of their skin.

Look at those alt-right, mayonnaise monkeys, trying to pretend they're superior!

mayonnaise monkey by Slippery Weasel January 23, 2017

Mayonnaise Monkey

The white person's N word

P1 "Hey it's my favourite Mayonnaise Monkey"
P2"Whassup"

Mayonnaise Monkey by Luke_Footwick13 May 9, 2022

Mayonnaise monkey

Racist slur targeted towards white people.

It is probably less used than other's such as Cracker.

Look at that mayonnaise monkey walking in our hood!

Mayonnaise monkey by Kubaj_CZ July 9, 2022

Mayonnaise monkey

White person

Yo Ethan Is such a mayonnaise monkey-Andon

Mayonnaise monkey by Kkkmember62 January 5, 2022

Mayonnaise Monkey

A way to call someone white, or just to call them something else other than a cracker.

Jared is such a mayonnaise monkey, he thinks he owns everything.

Mayonnaise Monkey by Defining dude March 14, 2022

monkey mayonnaise

Spermagucci; Semenaise, White Custard, The juicy filling inside every penis.

She got me so horny, I was like "Girl, you wanna try sum of my monkey mayonnaise up on your shit?" She was like "Boy, gimme sum of that good sauce!"

monkey mayonnaise by Honkey Tonk Ba Donk A Donk January 28, 2010

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026