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A girl who likes to creep up on people and scare the shit out fo them.
AHHH. What the hell, you scared me. Don't be a Maylana!
Maylana by RHKA July 9, 2011
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A beautiful girl that will do anything for you she falls in love easily but it’s also very easy to break her heart she has many friends and people she really connect with are usually named something unique or common ex:(Jayden,Jarvis,Madison,shaiza,and Anya) she connects with people that has been there for here and has never left her side she respects a lot of things and give her food she’ll love you forever food is something she obviously can’t live without if you ever meet a maylana give her food trust me she also is very sweet and dosent fight much but will fight for what she loves And who she loves when she falls she falls hard and her name is very hard to remember so she has many nicknames but she hates most of them but she doesn’t say anything she loves everyone and is kinda basic but she’s crazy asf and will convince you to do the craziest things has very cute siblings and is obviously the ugliest out of that bunch and never feels like she’s enough if you ever get a maylana hold on to her she’ll be your greatest prize
Friend:who you like
Other friend: not maylana i’d rather date her sister

Friend:she’ll remember that bro
maylana by Why you wanna know March 13, 2020
Related Words
Maylana maylanah Malana marlana Maulana Maylany Malanah mallana Mayana Maylani

Maulana Diesel 

Maulana Diesel is the name given to Fazal-ur-Rehman a fat overweight politician who has a reputation of using Islam as a political tool for his own self gain. Maulana Diesel tries to create an impression of always trying to look pious and virtuous in traditional Islamic cleric garments and attire including a trade mark orange turban (Paghri). However he is ruthless in his pursuit of colluding and creating coalitions with political ruling parties for political strength, swindling lucrative business deals, privileges, perks and rewards.
Maulana Diesel is a corrupt politician who lives of immoral earnings with a commission agenda, backhanders and kickbacks from Diesel smuggling, applying for contracts/permits for sale of Diesel and allocating plots of land for group family members and political party members. He was also involved in several scandals including wikileaks votes for sale and asking for US backing.
Maulana Diesel is often called Diesel for short as his commission rates also fluctuates and varies with the price of Diesel. Maulana Diesel is usually outspoken, ruthless and venomous with contempt. His political party is the faction JUI although it is not clear if he is a cleric or politician. He is also very vociferous in the National Assembly and Parliament and due to the nature of his portray of an Islamic image, grey beard and background has never been challenged. He also has a complete disregard for women and publicly offends and insults the role of women.
Maulana Diesel has said: “the rule of a woman is haram
Entire stadium erupts shouting: “Diesel, Diesel, Diesel” as a reference to Maulana Diesel.
Maulana Diesel by Cricket Buff October 17, 2014
This girl is a really good friend. She supports you no matter what! If you are Maylani's best friend then you are damn lucky cause this girl will never leave her true bestfriends. She is quiet and shy, but if she doesn't like you she won't stick around. Maylani does have a temper tho and if someone pisses her off SHE WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU. No, but she will still treat you with respect. Trust me. This girl is one of a kind and what great too is that she's easy to get along with! Maylani's most especially get along with Alyssa's.
Maylani and an Alyssa remind me of "Jake and Fin!" in Adventure Time They are best friends forever, no matter what happens.
Maylani by The Truest You October 11, 2011
A caring woman who's always a source of encouragement to other people. She's experienced everything you have thought about and more. What makes her different then the rest is her self confidence. Marlana is the type of woman you want to show to the world, and wake up next to every morning. Often you'll ask yourself, "How am I worthy to have such a great friend". In the end Marlana is a woman who is an overall 10, and what is more she can cook. If you find a Marlana keep her nurture her and always give her your best. She's wise beyond her years and She'll stick with you till the end and prove to be a loyal companion.
"Wow she's so beautiful"! She must be a Marlana"
Marlana by Habib2016 March 14, 2017
A Malana is the prettiest, the nicest, most caring, and sweetest girl in the world. The best girlfriend anybody could ever ask for,will always be there for you. Usually quiet but knows everything. So forgiving and kind hearted once she cares about you that care will be there forever.
If you wan't the best girlfriend in the world, you must want Malana (;
Malana by BenjaminD November 21, 2013
A girl that is very attractive, comes from African decent, is beautiful,and has lots of thick hair. She is quite short, but has a loud voice. She is petite but still has curves. She is a natural leader and is very talented. She can be sporty at times. Her first Nature is singing and Dancing.She is not the girly type but still not a tomboy. She keeps things real,she doesnt hesitate to cut of fake people from her circle.She has a great amount of Attitude and is a drama Queen. If she doesnt like you she would make it obvious. If she Loves you then she does, no ifs or buts, she really does Love you. She doesnt take crap from anyone no matter who you are. She doesnt like being bossed around and will not stand for it. She hates to see people be treated wrongly, and loves fair doings. She is very Affectionate and Loving. She is an excellent cook. She is someone you would want as your bestfreind/gf. She is very very very LOYAL.!! Every Mahlana is unique.
wow she is such a Mahlana!
boy:Look at that girl !! Who is she?
girl:ohh thats just mahlana.
boy:Dammm she is STUNNING!
Mahlana by sugums September 16, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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