mayhapsbe

When you're so uncertain of something that neither 'maybe' or 'mayhap' is adequate enough

John: You coming to my birthday party? We're gonna play Bridge and drink beer.
Mark: Mmmm beer... but 'Bridge'? Mayhapsbe.

by SmokinJoe Fission January 12, 2009

mayhappenstance

a mix of the words mayhaps and happenstance
which in turn are a mix of the words maybe-perhaps and happen-chance

together it means : perhaps, maybe by chance /he/she/it just happened to be that...

mayhappenstance is used to save time speaking except when the other person asks for an explanation hence more wasted time trying to explain and thus being ironic

Okay, mayhappenstance I was high when i thought of this, im not sure 100% sure, I'm just saying that mayhappenstance it is.

by FirzenFlamer June 6, 2009

Mayhaps

It’s like maybe and perhaps but better

Chris: Liz do you know if there’s any chemistry homework
Liz: Mayhaps

by CLicata77 April 29, 2019

Mayhaps

A term combining the best qualities of the terms "maybe" and "perhaps" into a single superior word.
Often used when planning something mischevious or pretending to be British.

"mayhaps I'll go get fucked up instead of writing this paper"

"care for a spot of tea?"
"mayhaps a bit later"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

Mayhaps

Archaic word used in place of perhaps and maybe, it is the incorrect use of the real word "mayhap". Mayhap originated from the old use of the term "it may hap", hap being old happen in old English.

"Do you want to go with me?"

"Mayhaps, I haven't decided."

by Jase Powell July 26, 2007

mayhapsibly

a mixture of maybe, perhaps, and possibly. Can even be shortened into "mayhaps". A true Jellyism.

Mayhapsibly she had other plans.

by JellyBean Madison March 31, 2009

mayhaps

When no is too strong and maybe or perhaps is too weak, try on this noncommittal word on for size.

"Dad, can I get a new labtop?"

"In 23.2 years mayhaps."

by Nouri September 28, 2005