Definitions by Nouri

mayhaps 

When no is too strong and maybe or perhaps is too weak, try on this noncommittal word on for size.

"Dad, can I get a new labtop?"

"In 23.2 years mayhaps."

mayhaps by Nouri September 28, 2005

predatoring

It's like window shopping, except you kill people.

Derived from the Predator series of movies.

Bob and Joe walk in a mall:

Bob- "How about that guy?"
Joe- "Eh...I don't like his skull structure."
Bob- "Christ! I'm never going predatoring with your picky ass again."

predatoring by Nouri September 28, 2005

LAWLZOPHONE

the act of laughing out loud (lol) in an obnoxious manner (lawlz), while talking on the phone (ophone) or talking on the internet with a phone connection.

*ring*
Hello?
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LAWLZOPHONE!

LAWLZOPHONE by Nouri September 6, 2005