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A buff fag who thinks he can play soccer and thinks he's cool because he can drive a car and has a girlfriend who is probably low key cheating on him.
Maycon is a loser. Don't be like Maycon
maycon by Memo the savage March 15, 2017

Maycon Lima 

Trash, worthless, piece of shit, useless, scum, degenerate, despicable, man whore, failure, filthy
OMG you're being the perfect example of a Maycon Lima right now.
Slavic Mayonaise
It is known to cure illness and enhance the flavor of normal slavic cooking.
Add extra mayonez and you'll feel better comrade.
mayonez by Flemish Bastard May 16, 2016

Mayonnaise Feet

A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.
Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
Mayonnaise Feet by soursabbath July 16, 2019
To utilize physics in order to explode cats out of hatred for weebs/anime. (Also referred to as mayonnaise in Arizona)
Look at that marwn , Im going to totally mayaonee his cat
mayaonee by theimposteriscai May 15, 2023

Mayonnaise 

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument
Mayonnaise by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018