maxius

Maxius is the second name of a person who is very good looking. A kind and caring person but also with a dark side. A fighter and shows no fear. And has a extremely good body. And they say whoever marries a maxius will have a lifetime of greatness.

Did you hear what ____ maxius did he’s so sexy.

maxius by Loud.packz420 November 23, 2021

bitchasaurus maximus

The highest level of bitch on the grand scale of bitchery. One step above the feared bitchasaurus rex. This top of the feeding chart level bitch, will make you cry and then laugh at you. Being revengeful and vindictive are her positive traits. Her main purpose in life, besides caring about her selfish self, is to push you away and hurt you deep. beady rat eyes are almost always present.

1. I didn’t know the bitchasaurus maximus was still in existence till I met your GF last week.

2. You are such a sweet guy Bruce, how do you put up with that bitchasaurus maximus in your life? The sex can’t be that good......

bitchasaurus maximus by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019

Maxishoes 

When a man wears shoes that are so feminite, that they require a maxipad attached just incase his feet start a period. If these shoes were any more lady like, he would most likely have a purse and earrings to match it.

Matt, those are some crazy maxishoes. Did you buy those on that infocommercial on oxygen?

Maxishoes by D Flo June 17, 2011

BE GONE THOTIMUS MAXIMUS 

What you say when you invite your girl to watch the bee movie but she begins to take her clothes off and touch your front stinger

DONT TOUCH MY FRONT STINGER, NOW BE GONE THOTIMUS MAXIMUS

BE GONE THOTIMUS MAXIMUS by Thot hunter 42069 June 6, 2019

Maximus Thotticus

A rare human sub-species that was once thought extinct. Maximus Thotticus use high-frequency sounds, thot-like clothing (jean jackets), and social media outlets to attract males.

Guy 1: Yo, that girl, she thicc af dawg.
Guy 2: Nah my dude. That's a Maximus Thotticus.

Maximus Thotticus: SCREEEEEEEEEEEE

Maximus Thotticus by SovietChiken August 19, 2017

Synchronizationous Maximus 

(Adj/Noun) When two or more people, under the influence of marijuana, have ideas or experiences that reside on the same frequency or wavelength. These ideas or experiences are then elaborated to one another through similar or identical thought processes. This can be done through vocal and/or wireless transmission. Wireless transmission includes eye contact, smiling, pointing, or any combination of the three directed at another party.

See: Being on the same page, catching one's drift

Note: Sometimes followed by Revelationous Maximus.

Stoner 1: Dude, this sandwich's texture is erupting in my mouth.

Stoner 2: {Smiles, points and nods at Stoner 1} I know exactly what you mean, Bro. You, me, and our sandwiches are on the verge of Synchronizationous Maximus. Let’s go does more bong hits.

Synchronizationous Maximus by Pi Ups April 27, 2010

yeeticus maximus 

The act of committing maximum yeet, and the strongest form of yah yeet.

Whoa!, Dave just pulled a yeeticus maximus!

yeeticus maximus by SodiumHypochlorite156 January 30, 2018