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Makedonski 

A mythical tribe from the Balkan Mountains.According to Greek and Albanian sagas the Makedonski tribe had unusually large heads that were square shaped.They used to tell their neighbors how they conquered the whole world,and they built the pyramids of Egypt.IOW they stole other peoples' history.Ancient Greek writers wrote many jokes about the Makedonski tribe,unfortunately very few survive.In Albanian folklore if you told an Albanian that he looked like a boxhead(Makedonski),you were taking a chance with your life.
These are a few Greek jokes written about the Makedonski Tribe:
Q. How do you sink a Makedonski battleship?
A. Put it in water
Q: Why did the Makedonski cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: How do you get a one-armed Makedonski out of a tree?
A: Wave to him
Makedonski by Jesus J. Rivera May 23, 2008
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Makedonska krvava svadba 

Having a sexual intercoarse with a women that's on her menstrual cycle. Often times it stains the bed and leaves a huge mess.
Bro my gf was on her period yesterday so we had a makedonska krvava svadba.
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