If you are named maurius you are gifted with the biggest fattest cock in the universe every time you wip it out a 9.2 magnitude size earth quake happens every piss becomes a flood and every ejaculate becomes a whole new species

Did you hear about maurius

Yeah he is our new God we shall pray for all eternity

Maurius by Angry dude on chrome June 7, 2021

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Marinus

Marinus is the coolest, strongest and ofcourse also smartest guy you will ever meet.

Joe Bidon actually want Marinus to be the president, pretty cool right???

But Marinus doesn't give a f*ck he's just minding his own business.

Theres Marinus, king of the world and universe

Marinus by Marber November 21, 2021

mauritus

Home of the backus tribe

Mauritius? hey thats a really cool place!

mauritus by Nadeem February 29, 2004

marinus

An amazing guy that will always be by your side no matter what, he is a great friend that is smart and romantic. He is athletic,active,and a hardcore gamer.

Marinus you are a great friend.

marinus by something0555 November 21, 2021

Marinus

Marinus is a name that signifies a freedom-loving and free-spirited individual. Nothing is conventional with his love of change and adventure. He makes sensible decisions very quickly, especially in a dangerous or difficult situation. He likes to live a stable and well-organized life. He can’t help to be a systematic organizer. Order over chaos is his favorite mantra. Structure is more important to him than freedom.

Marinus is someone who is dignified, well-dressed, outstanding, self-sufficient, and impressive. He is pioneer with his ideas of how to do things.
He won’t stop until he finished his task. He's a high-energy worker! He fits well in a structured workplace.
He's a natural problem solver and don’t mind getting his hands dirty. But he dislikes change, especially to his daily routine.

Oh nice! It's Marinus!

Marinus by Menot255 March 16, 2022

marinus

1. To be full of oneself. Conceited.
2. An exaggeration of the length of one's penis or their sexual ability.

He is very marinus, he combs his pubic hair.

He has such a marinus complex.

marinus by joe March 19, 2003

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026