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a gay mf who likes to suck and wank off to james charles
a friend - "look! its mauricus, the one who likes james charles!"

another friend - "oh yeah! it is him!"
mauricus by urmomlovesmemore November 23, 2021
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If you are named maurius you are gifted with the biggest fattest cock in the universe every time you wip it out a 9.2 magnitude size earth quake happens every piss becomes a flood and every ejaculate becomes a whole new species
Did you hear about maurius

Yeah he is our new God we shall pray for all eternity

mauricesphobia 

Fear/phobia of the clothing brand "Maurices"
I can not go to Maurices with you because I have mauricesphobia.

mauritus 

Mauritius? hey thats a really cool place!
mauritus by Nadeem February 29, 2004
A man that loves you and ,would love you but break your heart every time they have a chance. you don't need a Maricus.hes very forgettable and very dumb.
Maricus needs to get his shit together
Maricus by Jason_real October 3, 2016
a dumb ass fool who is ivan's brother
maurcus by Anonymous March 18, 2003

mauricesaccount 

BEST TIKTOKER EVER🄳 i tried to make this like 7 times but urban dictionary hasn’t accepted it hopefully it works this time
ā€œomg do u follow mauricesaccount on tt?ā€
ā€œno tffšŸ˜’šŸ˜’ā€
ā€œwhat’re u doing??šŸ˜•šŸ¤”ā€
mauricesaccount by edna🤫 September 10, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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