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If you are named maurius you are gifted with the biggest fattest cock in the universe every time you wip it out a 9.2 magnitude size earth quake happens every piss becomes a flood and every ejaculate becomes a whole new species
Did you hear about maurius

Yeah he is our new God we shall pray for all eternity
by Angry dude on chrome June 8, 2021
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