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mauritus 

Mauritius? hey thats a really cool place!
mauritus by Nadeem February 29, 2004
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mauritius 

location: few hundred km east of madagascar
size: tinniest little thing on the planet! but the biggest heart <3
language: french, english, creole
population: i don't know, why would you need to know.
residents: mauritians? dahh. the most bangable black people with swag you'll ever meet!
reputation: be jellin if you aint livin there! best beaches; white sand, blue water, and amazing reefs for scuba divin in. tropical island paradise, great for a honeymoon *hint, hint* worth a vist and it's safe! :D nice and warm, perfect for a sexy tan... simply beautiful
flag: 4 equal horizontal stripes of (top to bottom) red blue yellow green
OMFG!! That girls is like hotter than i've ever bloody seen one!!" "mate, that's obviously because she's mauritian" "damn, mauritius is blessed"
mauritius by handed July 18, 2011
(noun) A person with with great skills and talents who can achieve something when growing up
Damn, that's definitely a Maurits
Maurits by Maupie June 15, 2010
Maurits is a guy who is not afraid to be different, he is crazy, funny and sometimes a little too wild. Generally, he's a really nice person but he has a bad side. He bows down to peer pressure easily and is a player when it comes to girls. However mostly, he's an extremely fun person to be around and he'll always make you laugh. If you're lucky enough to have him like you, hold on to him because once he falls for you he's always loyal.
"I met this guy, he's quirky and different and super hot."
"Must be a 'Maurits' then."
Maurits by waywaytrashgetouttahere January 14, 2019

mauritius 

total pimp island in da indian ocean but it PART OF AFRIKA! Gangsta, westside, sik. east, bare hindus. north, bre bleks. best biryani in da world. bst beaches in da world. bst peepz in da world. bst musik in da world. best of all; its one of da few places in afrika u can go 2 wiv out catchin' sum fukin disease!
lets go mauritius! i herd its sum bre pimp country!
mauritius by 0786dsf May 9, 2006

Mauritius 

Mauritius is a small island in the Indian with about 1.3 Millions people living there. One of the favourite touristic destination. Don't wonder why!! It's got amazing beaches with amazing birds on them. If you are a beer drinker, then You must have the PHOENIX !!
Mauritius by Nemo November 9, 2003

St Paul’s Church, Mauritius 

A Spirit-led Anglican church on the paradise island of the dodos that has punched above its spiritual weight—a multicultural community whose impact has touched many lives through its caring, healing, and deliverance ministries, and social outreach works like hospital and prison visitations and free tuition.
St Paul’s Church, Mauritius is like salt and light to many locals, who are often disillusioned and demoralized by decades-long corruption, communalism, and compromises plaguing the nation—it offers them hope, while reminding them that God is their Vindicator, who sees all the wrongs and injustices they face, and who can’t wait to shower them with His love and peace that the world cannot give nor understand.
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