mau5turds 

A derogatory and offensive name used to describe mau5tards, aka followers of electronic music producer and performer deadmau5. Comes from the idea that mau5tards are so obsessed with deadmau5 they would eat his shit. Disturbing and gross right?

Fucking mau5turds, what's so great about some scrawny muthafucka from Canada???

mau5turds by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

mau5tards 

A popular group on Facebook dedicated to deadmau5 fans. Includes regular updates as to deadmau5's activities, amusing posts from fans, links to videos of deadmau5 interviews and performances, and discussions on various deadmau5 controversies. By far the best deadmau5 fan group on Facebook, in my opinion.

I'm a proud member of mau5tards. It gives me all the information I could possibly want concerning my hero deadmau5!

mau5tards by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010

mau5turbate 

To masturbate to the beat of deadmau5. WARNING: May be fatal if combined with actual deadmau5 music!

dude, i got to go mau5turbate!

mau5turbate by jammin324woopie May 29, 2012

mau5turbate 

verb to have a session of listening to popular house DJ Deadmau5 and enjoy it. Heavy emphasis on the enjoy part.

fuck this happy happy-hardcore shit. i'm going to mau5turbate!

mau5turbate by jiiuoiiizz April 20, 2011

mau5turbate 

to pleasure oneself while listening to the eargasmic sounds of deadmau5

Strobe just came on and I couldn't help but vigorously mau5turbate.

mau5turbate by zogmatic November 16, 2011

Mau5tard

Noun: Mau5-tard 2 syllables - Def: One of the people in following of the hugely popularized electronic music personality Deadmau5. Similar to the Deadheads of the of the group The Grateful Dead, as they will follow Deadmau5 to the ends of the earth and are known for their incessant rambling conversations which always revolve around Deadmau5 videos, shows, merchandise, or lingering rumors about him that have been scattered amongst the community.

Dieselboy, Prodigy, Charles Feelgood, damn even Tiesto's playing at this rave, but almost everyone I talk to said they came to see Deadmau5. It's pretty obvious though they're all wearing crappy homemade versions of that stupid Mickey Mouse hat he wears, T-shirts, I even saw a Deadmau5 water bottle I mean these kids are hypnotized by him. Damn Mau5tards!

Mau5tard by chroncat101 August 6, 2010