A sexual orientation. Individuals who categorize themselves as mattsexual are sexually attracted to or aroused by individuals named Matt, most specifically a certain Matt who lives in the New York area. It is possible, and common to be mattsexual regardless of other sexualities. Heterosexuals, homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, and peoples of all other sexualities have all cited being mattsexual as well. Matt is the sexiest human being ever to exist. His well-spoken, compassionate, lyrical kindhearted smoothies truly bring all the boys to the yard.

I am 100% hella Mattsexual.

I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.

Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.

mattsexual by MCD December 16, 2013

Related Words

Mathisexual • mateisexual • mathsexual • Mattiasexual • machosexual • marisexual • mattsexual • madisexual • Magisexual • manisexual

mathsexual

Someone who has a romantic inclination to numbers, Pythagoras' Theorem, partial fractions or the like.

Tim: Dude, I just saw him stuff his face in his Calculus worksheet.
Bob: Wow, I never knew he was mathsexual.

mathsexual by mootixguy October 10, 2008

marisexual

when u are straight but also into mari

mari: hi guys
me: omg mari is so hot. i think i’m marisexual

marisexual by hot secksay May 15, 2020

MECHISEXUAL

mechisexual- when a person is attracted to mechanical objects such as levers, pulleys, and computers

I am not bisexual, hetersexual, or homosexual, I am mechisexual and I am proud of it!

MECHISEXUAL by squishycandy October 3, 2008

Mattsexual

When You Love That That beautiful handsome tall ginger Matt Instead of Tom Edd and Tord, You know that he is the best of them all and nobody can stop you from thinking that

Edd: Hey I love You!

A Mattsexual: Ew No your disgusting

Matt: Heya~

A Mattsexual: OMG MATT I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SO CUTE I LOVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mattsexual by MissBootifuls May 10, 2018

Michisexual

When you're straight, but you can't resist makeing sweet love to that one friend called Michi

- What are you humming?
- A song my one-night-stand sang to me last night.
- I thought you were out with Michi yesterday!
- Exactly. I just can't risit those curls. I guess I'm a Michisexual now.

Michisexual by SVRF March 26, 2022

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026