mattiesexual

When someone thinks Mattie is really hot and sexy and would like to sex them for their amazing looks, their sexiness and/or their great personality

Wow i’m so mattiesexual, why must they be so sexy with such a great personality?

by HotSexyMattie September 1, 2021

matthewsexual

someone who is in love with just matthew gray gubler. they have love for only matthew gray gubler and nobody else.

Hey! I’m matthewsexual.

by matthewgraygublerisdaddy August 20, 2020

mattsexual

A sexual orientation. Individuals who categorize themselves as mattsexual are sexually attracted to or aroused by individuals named Matt, most specifically a certain Matt who lives in the New York area. It is possible, and common to be mattsexual regardless of other sexualities. Heterosexuals, homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, and peoples of all other sexualities have all cited being mattsexual as well. Matt is the sexiest human being ever to exist. His well-spoken, compassionate, lyrical kindhearted smoothies truly bring all the boys to the yard.

I am 100% hella Mattsexual.

I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.

Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.

by MCD December 16, 2013

maisiesexual

to be attracted to a maisie and only a maisie to the point maisie is your only love interest and your whole sexuality

John:i’m maisiesexual

Barry:whats that
John:Where im only attracted to maisie she’s so fine bro

by Maisiesexual March 13, 2021

mattrosexual

a person who is metrosexual, but tries to hide his connections with the metro community by calling others gay. a mattrosexual may be inclined to roll up his shirt sleeves to try and show off his "guns", or refuse to wear his hair naturally. mattrosexuals seem tough and asshole-like on the outside, but they really just need some lovin'.

have you seen mr. smoliga lately? what a mattrosexual.

by annonnymooouss September 22, 2005

Mattsexual

When You Love That That beautiful handsome tall ginger Matt Instead of Tom Edd and Tord, You know that he is the best of them all and nobody can stop you from thinking that

Edd: Hey I love You!

A Mattsexual: Ew No your disgusting

Matt: Heya~

A Mattsexual: OMG MATT I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SO CUTE I LOVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by MissBootifuls May 10, 2018

Matthewsexual

He’s so handsome at the point where everyone looks like real life ogres. He’s all you can think about. He’s everything

I love Matthew so much. I’m Matthewsexual

by vaxyrie December 27, 2022