Coming from the name "Matthieu", when pronounced by a loving girlfriend comes out as Mattchew. Mattchew's are the best boyfriend any girl or guy could ask for, and anyone who even knows a Mattchew is very lucky to have someone like this in your life. He is a gamer but also pays attention to the ones he loves, even if it means pausing a game. He knows his limits but he is still amazing. Over all else, Mattchew is perfect and believes in clearing this world of thots with the help of Mr. Steal Yo Girl and the other members of the patriarchy.

Mattchews' are the best people out there, so if you have one, let them know you love them and how amazing they are

I love you Mattchew

Mattchew by JaedonElle October 12, 2017

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matthuff

A person who is confidently champion, or succeeds in everything, while doing so meaningfully or by accident.

(While on a well known MMORPG)

Horgoth: "Dude, did you see that guy run into the dragon's den, scream his name, and trip over the switch that killed the beast as he ran away?"
Flabbergast the Orc: "yeah, that guy is such a matthuff. Dude probably got a million EXP from that kill."

matthuff by iPwn™ November 4, 2016

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Matthue

To get out of trouble by getting into even bigger trouble.

"I really matthued myself out of that one," he said just as she tapped him in the shoulder and pointed behind him.

Matthue by templornot June 8, 2018

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Matchu

A street name of the drug cocaine.

Dealer : Oi, does anybody want some matchu?
Buyer : Yeah, I’ll take some matchu, I wanna get high.

Matchu by PaterFrigidus July 10, 2018

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