Matchu

A street name of the drug cocaine.

Dealer : Oi, does anybody want some matchu?
Buyer : Yeah, I’ll take some matchu, I wanna get high.

by PaterFrigidus July 10, 2018

Matchu

A type of sneeze, usually only applied to those with the name "Matt", or "Matthew" (etc.). Derrived from "Achoo".

Matt: M..ma...MA-TCHOO!
John: That's a bad sneeze you've got there
Matt: Yeah, I've got raibes. Doctors say I've only got 3 weeks to live.
John: Oh. Blame Matchu.

by iPengo August 7, 2004

matchu

a person that is extremely sad due to failure at love
Synonyms: Sadboi, Sadboy Mathew

He tried so hard but ended up a "matchu"
matchu is a sadboi

by m ' kay February 3, 2021

matchu moone

The coolest most attractive guy ever.
FUCK YOU WAEL.

your such a matchu moone

by bigblackjuicyballs December 1, 2022

Slanging Match

British slang, a slanging match is an argument; a dispute in which insults and accusations are made by each party against the other

Television debates by politicians often deteriorate into a slanging match.

by AKACroatalin April 17, 2015

Apex matchmaking

Something so fucking unbelievably unbalanced and unfair you wonder how it ever existed/happened in the first place or how it was ever created

Guy one: “Did you hear josh got mugged and beat up by 200 people his sleep?”

Guy two: “Wow that’s some ‘Apex matchmaking’ right there”

by Maris February 22, 2021

Manchurian Liberal

Liberals that are programmed by the media to believe whatever they say, to react and overract sometimes leading to panic attacks and even violence towards political opponents. The term is based on the 1962 and 2004 movie "The Manchurian Candidate".

My cooworkers are Manchurian Liberals because they believe and react to everything the media says as if they are brainwashed.

by on March 13, 2019