Matchus
A tribe of savages known to inhabit the forests of Chester county Pennsylvania. Often seen hunting the elusive Ryanocerous.
Matchus by Flyingwallruss September 3, 2017
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Shit fire and save the matches
An expression of surprise or shock that is an extension of the phrase 'Shit fire' Used primarily by people in the southern and mid western U.S.
"She's going to what? Well if she shaves her head, I'll shit fire and save the matches."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."
Shit fire and save the matches by CassiopeaVixen1 March 5, 2009
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Matchush • Matchu • matchstick • Mathusan • Mathusha • malchus • Matchstick Man • Mathush • Mathushiya • matchasaurous
shit fire and save matches
An exclamation, as in "Well, I'll be," or "You don't say," or "Isn't that something?" Something my uncle says all the time.
Person #1: Hey, did you know that J.J. got thrown in the can?
Person #2: Well shit fire and save matches, no I did not.
Person #2: Well shit fire and save matches, no I did not.
shit fire and save matches by goobershanker April 6, 2004
The Matches
Girl #1) I love The Matches CD!!!
Girl #2) I know! Their album "E. Von Dahl Killed the Locals, is THE BEST" !!!
Girl #2) I know! Their album "E. Von Dahl Killed the Locals, is THE BEST" !!!
The Matches by Chain_Me_Free December 7, 2004
The Matches
Awsome punk band from oakland with matt on drums, justin on bass, jon on guitar and the incredibly hot shawn harris on vocals and guitar. Re-released their first album on Epitaph records back in 2004 and have been touring for what seems forever haha... CHECK EM OUT
Person1: Are you goin to the Chain Me Away Tour?
Person2: The Matches and Plain White T's... OF COURSE! Its gunna be awsome
Person2: The Matches and Plain White T's... OF COURSE! Its gunna be awsome
The Matches by The World Falls Up Around Me May 13, 2005
MATCHUNATCHU
"Hey have you heard of that YouTuber named MATCHUNATCHU." "No sorry". "Oh that's alright most people haven't".
MATCHUNATCHU by MATCHUNATCHU June 15, 2018
carpet matches the drapes
carpet matches the drapes by quamp March 24, 2007
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.