Matchus 

A tribe of savages known to inhabit the forests of Chester county Pennsylvania. Often seen hunting the elusive Ryanocerous.

Have you ever seen a pack of wild matchus?

Matchus by Flyingwallruss September 3, 2017

Shit fire and save the matches 

An expression of surprise or shock that is an extension of the phrase 'Shit fire' Used primarily by people in the southern and mid western U.S.

"She's going to what? Well if she shaves her head, I'll shit fire and save the matches."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."

Shit fire and save the matches by CassiopeaVixen1 March 5, 2009

shit fire and save matches 

An exclamation, as in "Well, I'll be," or "You don't say," or "Isn't that something?" Something my uncle says all the time.

Person #1: Hey, did you know that J.J. got thrown in the can?
Person #2: Well shit fire and save matches, no I did not.

shit fire and save matches by goobershanker April 6, 2004

The Matches 

An awesome, amazingly talented punk rock band, with a gorgeous lead singer, 'nuff said...

Girl #1) I love The Matches CD!!!

Girl #2) I know! Their album "E. Von Dahl Killed the Locals, is THE BEST" !!!

The Matches by Chain_Me_Free December 7, 2004

The Matches 

Awsome punk band from oakland with matt on drums, justin on bass, jon on guitar and the incredibly hot shawn harris on vocals and guitar. Re-released their first album on Epitaph records back in 2004 and have been touring for what seems forever haha... CHECK EM OUT

Person1: Are you goin to the Chain Me Away Tour?

Person2: The Matches and Plain White T's... OF COURSE! Its gunna be awsome

The Matches by The World Falls Up Around Me May 13, 2005

MATCHUNATCHU 

A YouTuber that most people have never heard of.

"Hey have you heard of that YouTuber named MATCHUNATCHU." "No sorry". "Oh that's alright most people haven't".

MATCHUNATCHU by MATCHUNATCHU June 15, 2018

carpet matches the drapes 

One's genital hair matches the color of the hair on one's head.

Even though she looks like she dyes her hair, the carpet matches the drapes on her.

carpet matches the drapes by quamp March 24, 2007