Matchus

A tribe of savages known to inhabit the forests of Chester county Pennsylvania. Often seen hunting the elusive Ryanocerous.

Have you ever seen a pack of wild matchus?

by Flyingwallruss September 3, 2017

Matchu

A street name of the drug cocaine.

Dealer : Oi, does anybody want some matchu?
Buyer : Yeah, I’ll take some matchu, I wanna get high.

by PaterFrigidus July 10, 2018

Matchu

A type of sneeze, usually only applied to those with the name "Matt", or "Matthew" (etc.). Derrived from "Achoo".

Matt: M..ma...MA-TCHOO!
John: That's a bad sneeze you've got there
Matt: Yeah, I've got raibes. Doctors say I've only got 3 weeks to live.
John: Oh. Blame Matchu.

by iPengo August 7, 2004

matchu moone

The coolest most attractive guy ever.
FUCK YOU WAEL.

your such a matchu moone

by bigblackjuicyballs December 1, 2022

matchu

a person that is extremely sad due to failure at love
Synonyms: Sadboi, Sadboy Mathew

He tried so hard but ended up a "matchu"
matchu is a sadboi

by m ' kay February 3, 2021