Flying walrus

Creatures that cannot be seen until you believe they are real. Only then can you witness their majesty. Also the suspected cause of Amelia Earhart's disappearance.

Never describe the appearance of a flying walrus to anyone.
Believer: Although rarely seen in great number; the flying walrus can be spotted at any time soaring amongst the clouds.

Non- believer: I've never seen a flying walrus.

Believer: You don't believe!!
by Flyingwallruss April 22, 2020
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hammer the ham

1.Is Tom coming out tonight?
2. No, he's at home hammer the ham.
by Flyingwallruss November 11, 2017
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hobercoaster

The thing upon which any Josher can be seen riding.
Would you like to take a ride on the hobercoaster?
by Flyingwallruss August 29, 2017
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Matchus

A tribe of savages known to inhabit the forests of Chester county Pennsylvania. Often seen hunting the elusive Ryanocerous.
Have you ever seen a pack of wild matchus?
by Flyingwallruss September 03, 2017
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