Trendy, hip urban male who dresses in the current fashions with liberal uses of hair, skin and other self-beautification products. Typical mantropolitan will utilize a "man purse" for transportation of PDA's, mobile data devices and said beauty products.
Shadow Metropolis is a independent nation not recognized by local or federal governments, but makes a huge impact on the micronation community. It is ruled by Supreme Leader George IV and Vice President Kaii
Metropolisians: Hail Shadow Metropolis!
Metropolisians: We Love Shadow Metropolis!
Metropolisians: Shadow Metropolis is the best country.
Metropolitan Innundation Syndrome, or MIS, has two main manifestations.
The most prominent occurs when someone of rural or suburban origins travels to a large city. Symptoms include disorientation, slow reactions (as they are unused to the faster pace of life), respiratory problems (from polution), hearing loss and/or tinitus (caused by city noise), and eye strain (from excessive light exposure).
The second manifestation occurs when a city-dweller travels to suburbia or a rural area. The primary symptom in this case is boredome, and subsequent substance abuse or destructive behavior.
Type I: WTF? Where am I? All the streets look the same! I can't think with all this noise and light!
Type II: Dude! There's no Starbucks here! Let's get drunk and burn stuff.