Definitions by WhiteHead69420

Matriarchal Issues 

Like daddy issues, but when yo momma was just queen ruler and now no woman can measure up to be the mother of your children.

Bro1: Bro why you can't keep a girlfriend all these girls are bomb dot com.

Bro2: Bro I just can't see these girls raising my kid. Children need consistent direction and we just don't see things the same way.

Bro1: bro, you got matriarchal issues.

Matriarchal Issues by WhiteHead69420 August 30, 2023

Boopy Baby 

Victory Szilvia 💎

The boopy baby couldn't wink so she found an even better way to show her affection 💯💞😘

Boopy Baby by WhiteHead69420 July 29, 2023

Pickle Duster 

When you're spooning and you fart on his dick

Me: I let a pickle duster loose on my dude and he got super horny.

Pickle Duster by WhiteHead69420 January 2, 2023

Bean Dusted 

When you're spooning and your fart tickles her bean.

Me: Bro I bean dusted my girl last night and she got instantly wet.

Bean Dusted by WhiteHead69420 December 12, 2022