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matloe matress 

someone who has sex with many navy men , often these girls are underage
she shagged 6 navy men ,wat a matloe matress
Someone who picks and picks at your very believable story until you break down and confess the truth.

or someone who points out something obvious to everyone else.
"Dude, how did your Mom find out you were'nt staying over at my house?"
"She gave me the Matlock."

"Man, it sure is raining."
"Thanks, Matlock."
Matlock by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009
A ridicolous creature that does ridicolous things, and forces others to join in with it.
-Damn there go a matoe
- Run!!
Matoe by booBooq123 July 26, 2009
From the Latin "rugelius" which means to possess no mat.

Also a type of human sheep.
I am Matless. He is Matless. She is Matless. She is doing Matless. Matless is over there. Matless can I suck you?
Matless by Alex July 25, 2004
a Finnish girl. she is intelligent, funny, sweet, and sometimes doesn't think through her actions. however, she's a great friend and always there when you need her. don't forget that she's Finnish and also the GREATEST person you will ever meet.
"who's that finnish girl over there?"

"oh, thats Matleena(;"
Matleena by coolkidsyuh October 20, 2010

Mister Matley 

A fat, beak-nosed speech and debate teacher who mistreats his students, verbally abuses Armand, sends Kyle to the office twice a week, hands out discipline notices like candy, and pours thousands of dollars of team ‘donation money’ into his slush fund, which is how he was able to move to Danville.
Mister Matley never takes attendance.