mateson 

Another way to say "mate".

Mateson pleasssssee; you aint shit compared to him.

mateson by onderwish May 19, 2014

Maeson 

Maeson is a fantastic person. She's the strongest, funniest, prettiest, smartest person you'll ever meet. She's very athletic and attractive. When you see her you would think she's the one. She fights through everything that comes her way. You would love a young woman like her. She's perfect. Everyone needs a Maeson.

Maeson's lookin sexy today don't you think?

Maeson by LeveyG November 28, 2015

Matson 

Not a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people

Wow that guy is such a Matson because he isn’t a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people.

Matson by The real Matson not dumb iscol November 16, 2020

Mattson

One fly guy! Causes wetness of the panties in all genders. Often called "snake bite" after the scar on his right arm from his encounter with diamondback rattlesnake. The snake was dead within minutes.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Whoa Chuck! Where'd you get that black eye?

Chuck Norris: Goddamn Mattson!

Mattson by Kilodoublemike October 10, 2013

ein matheson 

a washy pathetic individual. A school washout.

ein attempted suicide

ein matheson by awesome March 1, 2005

jon matteson 

a starkid actor who has been a part of team starkid since 2018 when he played "Paul" in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". his most recent known work was when he played the roles "paul", "wiggly" and "Gary Goldstein" in Starkid's latest musical Black Friday. He is very talented and deserves a helluva lot more attention.

emma perkins: GOSH, who the hell voices wiggly

henry hidgens: why, jon matteson of course!

jon matteson by jackaloped January 18, 2021

Caden Matson 

A phenomenal athlete who goes above and beyond the the playing field. Probably the best player humboldt football has seen.

Caden matson is a stud at football

Caden Matson by Madmarvin March 29, 2022