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mateson

Mateson pleasssssee; you aint shit compared to him.
by onderwish May 19, 2014
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Maeson

Maeson is a fantastic person. She's the strongest, funniest, prettiest, smartest person you'll ever meet. She's very athletic and attractive. When you see her you would think she's the one. She fights through everything that comes her way. You would love a young woman like her. She's perfect. Everyone needs a Maeson.
Maeson's lookin sexy today don't you think?
by LeveyG November 28, 2015
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Matson

Not a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people
Wow that guy is such a Matson because he isn’t a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people.
by The real Matson not dumb iscol November 16, 2020
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Mattson

One fly guy! Causes wetness of the panties in all genders. Often called "snake bite" after the scar on his right arm from his encounter with diamondback rattlesnake. The snake was dead within minutes.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Whoa Chuck! Where'd you get that black eye?

Chuck Norris: Goddamn Mattson!
by Kilodoublemike October 10, 2013
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ein matheson

a washy pathetic individual. A school washout.
by awesome March 1, 2005
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jon matteson

a starkid actor who has been a part of team starkid since 2018 when he played "Paul" in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". his most recent known work was when he played the roles "paul", "wiggly" and "Gary Goldstein" in Starkid's latest musical Black Friday. He is very talented and deserves a helluva lot more attention.
emma perkins: GOSH, who the hell voices wiggly

henry hidgens: why, jon matteson of course!
by jackaloped January 18, 2021
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Caden Matson

A phenomenal athlete who goes above and beyond the the playing field. Probably the best player humboldt football has seen.
Caden matson is a stud at football
by Madmarvin March 29, 2022
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