matherne

Since the dawn of mankind, anyone bearing this surname was destined to be the One. They are the Bang in the Big Bang. They are the Honored One themselves. If you meet a Matherne, immediately devote your life to them, it will be worth it.

Oh my god, he’s a Matherne, I need to give him everything I have now!!!

by CHEFTHEBAKER February 18, 2024

matternesty

Big boy, autistically funny

Damn, he is matternesty

by Matternestyguy February 26, 2020

motherness

act of being a mother

your motherness surrounds me.

by yoya3uqhjgruehtue September 2, 2011

mothernet

the information super highway that only a mother has full access to.The inside info that moms always seem to know.

I got a speeding ticket today and it was all over the mothernet before i could even get home.Thebest insidenews source or infoever has always been the mothernet.

by bigfreaky November 7, 2012

Mathered

When you have messed something up.

You cheated on your girlfriend;you have only gone and mathered it!

by 2PairsO'Pants August 18, 2016

matherine

the best ship in the entire world 😍🥰😍😍🥰😍🥰😘🥰 everyone supports them and wants them together. i think they will marry soon.

person a: “what’s matherine?”
person b: “Idk, but i think they r cuddling everyday. goodnight.”

by matherine February 6, 2019