matherne 

Since the dawn of mankind, anyone bearing this surname was destined to be the One. They are the Bang in the Big Bang. They are the Honored One themselves. If you meet a Matherne, immediately devote your life to them, it will be worth it.

Oh my god, he’s a Matherne, I need to give him everything I have now!!!

matherne by CHEFTHEBAKER February 18, 2024

matternesty

Big boy, autistically funny

Damn, he is matternesty

matternesty by Matternestyguy February 26, 2020

motherness 

act of being a mother

your motherness surrounds me.

motherness by yoya3uqhjgruehtue September 2, 2011

mothernet 

the information super highway that only a mother has full access to.The inside info that moms always seem to know.

I got a speeding ticket today and it was all over the mothernet before i could even get home.Thebest insidenews source or infoever has always been the mothernet.

mothernet by bigfreaky November 7, 2012

Mathered 

When you have messed something up.

You cheated on your girlfriend;you have only gone and mathered it!

Mathered by 2PairsO'Pants August 18, 2016

matherine 

the best ship in the entire world 😍🥰😍😍🥰😍🥰😘🥰 everyone supports them and wants them together. i think they will marry soon.

person a: “what’s matherine?”
person b: “Idk, but i think they r cuddling everyday. goodnight.”

matherine by matherine February 6, 2019