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mateshit 

all your flat mate's belongings, strewn around the floor.
Guy 1: nice place you got here

Guy 2: yeah, if you look pat all the mateshit all over the floor
mateshit by bennnyyyyyy January 23, 2009
Words you can keep
Something that is makeshift, but still incredibly bad. An obvious failure to improvise successfully. If "Man vs Wild" was remade starring Donald Trump, he would end up sleeping in a lot of Makeshit shelters.
Chris: "I ran out of bread, so I used graham crackers for my sandwich instead. It was awful."

Simon: "Sounds like a pretty makeshit lunch."
Makeshit by Orroggo November 6, 2011

Mateship 

Australian in origin; to abandon your citizens overseas during a global pandemic and then threaten them with jail time if they try to return back home
Australia's COVID response has been an excellent demonstration of mateship.

Mateship 

Australian way of friendship, but is greater than friendship. It is treating people equally, regardless of race, gender, creed, religion, etc, and isn't shallow.
I don't want a friendship with you, I want us to have a mateship.
Mateship by Desert Paintbrush October 22, 2010

makeshitup.com

NOT A REAL SITE...
this is more like a gag joke that was started recently at my college.

place to cite sources that you have made up.
Edward: Everybody knows that 94.6% of all precentages are made up on the spot, my source is makeshitup.com.

Class: <LOL>
Teacher: Good argument.

mateship 

A bond between australian men that runs deep - very deep!
I would like to mateship you
mateship by Johan1991 January 23, 2009

matshita 

a very large international company which is largely unknown. it has a connection with panasonic.
you should never ever buy a matshita product.
matshita by michael May 13, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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