MATCHUNATCHU 

A YouTuber that most people have never heard of.

"Hey have you heard of that YouTuber named MATCHUNATCHU." "No sorry". "Oh that's alright most people haven't".

MATCHUNATCHU by MATCHUNATCHU June 15, 2018

matchateacos 

A Sonia Nevermind cosplayer who's known for snorting lemonade powder and worshiping a mannequin named Bethany. They've gained most of their popularity from insulting big creators and creating the iconic Komaru Fried Chicken video.

Oh hey! Is that matchateacos!? We better run before they start insulting us and snorting lemonade powder!

matchateacos by Hiyoko Kinnie 101 November 10, 2020

matchdotcommit

Meeting someone on an online dating site, emailing, and becoming committed to "seeing" only them (even though you never met.)

Jack: "I met this girl on Match.com"
Troy: "Really, how is it going?"
Jack: "Well she asked me to matchdotcommit, and I did"
Troy: "Dude, you need to go back to the bar scene...really."

matchdotcommit by JacknRochNY November 29, 2007

MatchDotMom 

A helicopter mother who continually gives out your number to random men or women in an effort to take you out of the dating pool and online mess.

Daughter: "Mom!!! Will you stop!! I have to change my number again now cause of these old ass creepers!!"

MatchDotMom: "Sweetie..this one was cute AND employed!! I JUST WANT GRANDCHILDREN!!"

MatchDotMom by ChristyLeeHughes September 13, 2011

matchatosis 

Affliction most commonly found in men where they are incapable of properly matching their clothing. Coordinating their clothes may often cause anxiety and result in teasing, taunting, and loss of confidence.

You suffer from matchatosis if you believe that just because your shirt is green and your pants are green that they match. Olive green and Kelly green are two entirely different tones and do not work well together.

matchatosis by Richelle H November 16, 2006

matchdate 

Some one you have met on a web based dating site, such as Match.com or Plenty of Fish.

I was stood up at Starbucks by my matchdate, but I have 5 more guys in the works.

matchdate by amesababe June 27, 2010

matchateacos 

A cosplayer who snorts lemonade powder and is known for kinning Hiyoko Saionji and insulting their friends out of love

Oh shoot! Is that matchateacos? We better run before they snort lemonade powder and start insulting us!

matchateacos by Hiyoko Kinnie 101 November 9, 2020