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matchateacos
A Sonia Nevermind cosplayer who's known for snorting lemonade powder and worshiping a mannequin named Bethany. They've gained most of their popularity from insulting big creators and creating the iconic Komaru Fried Chicken video.
Oh hey! Is that matchateacos!? We better run before they start insulting us and snorting lemonade powder!
matchateacos by Hiyoko Kinnie 101 November 10, 2020
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matchdotcommit
Meeting someone on an online dating site, emailing, and becoming committed to "seeing" only them (even though you never met.)
Jack: "I met this girl on Match.com"
Troy: "Really, how is it going?"
Jack: "Well she asked me to matchdotcommit, and I did"
Troy: "Dude, you need to go back to the bar scene...really."
Troy: "Really, how is it going?"
Jack: "Well she asked me to matchdotcommit, and I did"
Troy: "Dude, you need to go back to the bar scene...really."
matchdotcommit by JacknRochNY November 29, 2007
matchmaker
A person who feels the need to set people up with one another. Despite the fact they may ruin friendships.
matchmaker by Katie Soulsby January 3, 2008
matchette
matchette by red lace tattoo September 27, 2011
Matchaberrymako
a horny shark, Voice and Porn Actress, Vtuber, and gremlin extraordinar. that really needs to get a life and will not hesitate to fuck your dad.
Matchaberrymako by simp number 42069 July 23, 2021
Mathgate
A scandal that erupted in the United States in 2009 when reports of jobs saved or created by President Barack Obama's stimulus plan came into question.
When the numbers were analyzed, serious errors were uncovered that revealed an overestimation of jobs saved, as well as the creation of jobs in Congressional districts that didn't exist.
As the story unfolded, it became quite apparent that calculating the number of jobs saved or created was an exercise in futility, since it was nearly impossible to determine if the equation used was accurate enough to make such grandiose claims.
When the numbers were analyzed, serious errors were uncovered that revealed an overestimation of jobs saved, as well as the creation of jobs in Congressional districts that didn't exist.
As the story unfolded, it became quite apparent that calculating the number of jobs saved or created was an exercise in futility, since it was nearly impossible to determine if the equation used was accurate enough to make such grandiose claims.
Some government worker (GW): "Thank god for the stimulus plan, or I would have been fired."
Some skeptical dude (SD): "How do you know that?"
GW: "Shut the hell up. You hate Obama because he's black, just admit it!"
SD: "Not true. But just like Dick Nixon, Barack is lying to you and Mathgate will be his downfall."
Some skeptical dude (SD): "How do you know that?"
GW: "Shut the hell up. You hate Obama because he's black, just admit it!"
SD: "Not true. But just like Dick Nixon, Barack is lying to you and Mathgate will be his downfall."
Mathgate by Creative Destruction November 27, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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