amesababe's definitions

sleemail

an email written at 4:00 am when one is still asleep. This kind of email one cannot be held responsible for.

I sleemailed my matchdate this morning, now he thinks I am too serious.

by amesababe June 23, 2010

birthday brat

A person, often a child, that becomes so overcome with all the attention that they lose their composure and become rude and selfish and behave poorly on their birthday.

Did you see your grandchild? She became such a birthday brat at her party. She was screaming and throwing a tantrum in front of everybody!

by amesababe December 20, 2010

meet market

A social network dating site. Play off of meat market.

That site is such a meet market. I took my profile down- the whole process creeps me out.

by amesababe December 6, 2010

webbed bliss

What internet daters achieve after they tie the knot.

I can't believe how happily married she is- its a sure case of webbed bliss---and she met him on the internet!

by amesababe November 2, 2010

prairie vole

A Prairie Vole is a woman who after one good encounter wants to commit to monogamy because of the hormones released with orgasm.

Awe, shit, now she's acting like a Prairie Vole, wanting me to see only her!

by amesababe June 23, 2010

zactamount

What you say in line at the grocery store when you don't want any cash back.

No, just charge me the zactamount- I don't want any cash back.

by amesababe November 26, 2010

matchdate

Some one you have met on a web based dating site, such as Match.com or Plenty of Fish.

I was stood up at Starbucks by my matchdate, but I have 5 more guys in the works.

by amesababe June 27, 2010