matchdate

Some one you have met on a web based dating site, such as Match.com or Plenty of Fish.

I was stood up at Starbucks by my matchdate, but I have 5 more guys in the works.

by amesababe June 27, 2010

webbed bliss

What internet daters achieve after they tie the knot.

I can't believe how happily married she is- its a sure case of webbed bliss---and she met him on the internet!

by amesababe November 02, 2010

loonly

acting crazy inappropriate when lonely.

I can't believe I asked my ex-boyfriend out! I must have been really loonly last night.

by amesababe November 28, 2010

sleemail

an email written at 4:00 am when one is still asleep. This kind of email one cannot be held responsible for.

I sleemailed my matchdate this morning, now he thinks I am too serious.

by amesababe June 23, 2010

zactamount

What you say in line at the grocery store when you don't want any cash back.

No, just charge me the zactamount- I don't want any cash back.

by amesababe November 26, 2010

mall sprawl

When a shopping center becomes practically a city in its own right by continually expanding.

The increasing mall sprawl has disrupted wildlife and archaeological sites and there is nothing we can do about it, as Americans are hell bent on shopping.

by amesababe December 20, 2010

cyberimony

when internet daters tie the knot- can be the actual ceremony or the state...the state of cyberimony

Without thinking highly either of men or of cyberimony,

by amesababe December 04, 2010