MatchDotMom

A helicopter mother who continually gives out your number to random men or women in an effort to take you out of the dating pool and online mess.

Daughter: "Mom!!! Will you stop!! I have to change my number again now cause of these old ass creepers!!"

MatchDotMom: "Sweetie..this one was cute AND employed!! I JUST WANT GRANDCHILDREN!!"

by ChristyLeeHughes September 13, 2011

matchdotcommit

Meeting someone on an online dating site, emailing, and becoming committed to "seeing" only them (even though you never met.)

Jack: "I met this girl on Match.com"
Troy: "Really, how is it going?"
Jack: "Well she asked me to matchdotcommit, and I did"
Troy: "Dude, you need to go back to the bar scene...really."

by JacknRochNY November 29, 2007