Skip to main content

Match stick kiss 

Often used as a party game or foreplay. when one person lights a match then sticks the unlit end between their teeth the other person then 'eats the fire' by putting their mouth on the lit end.

done right and neither party will get burnt, but very erotic.
Boy 1: Dude how was that match stick kiss that girl gave you at the party last night?

Boy 2: Alright, but I did it wrong and burnt my mouth

Matchstick Man

The matchstick man cheated the poor, old schmuck out of
50.000 dollars.
Matchstick Man by J. Malik January 1, 2006

Sticky Mitch 

The foul art of ejaculating into the hair of a sexual partner and/or mortal enemy in order to simulate the use of styling gel. Phrase is derived from the popular hair care products marketed by Paul Mitchell.

NOTE: After the Sticky Mitch hardens and cures, it can be referred to as a Mitchell's Crusty
My girl was cheating on me so I gave her a Sticky Mitch and sent her on her way
Sticky Mitch by todMcFee March 8, 2011

Flaming Matchstick 

When a male gender gets a habanero pepper and cuts it in half, takes one half and enters it in his rectum area, and the other half into his pee hole. After doing this he runs in counterclockwise circles untill he throws up on a female circus mule.
"Man last night was so off the chain me and Andy did six flaming matchsticks before 2 am."
Flaming Matchstick by Urban Andy February 1, 2009

matchstick man

Refers to simple or rudimentary pictures (drawings, paintings, etc) of people. They're called "matchstick men" because their limbs are made of simple lines, or matchsticks.

Con artists are also referred to as matchstick men because they create temporary personas that are fleeting and simple.
Dude, don't give that guy any money. His story doesn't add up. He's totally just a matchstick man.

Many a L. S. Lowry painting includes a matchstick man.

matchsticking 

The act of having anal intercourse and finding out that your dick has been smudged with excrement, resembling a burned matchstick.
-I fucked the shit out of that girl yesterday, literally! I was matchsticking like a mofo!
matchsticking by matchstickman January 29, 2008