masturscration

The Act of scratching ones own back with a back scratching device as opposed to having someone else do it for you.

I was just using my backscratcher to scratch my back. She looked at me as if I was enganging in some filthy ritual like Masturscration. It felt so good, I thought I was going to have a scratchgasm.

by Bill Fey May 30, 2008

Masturbration

When one masturbates in celebration of something

Jono was so overjoyed that he got into the University of Southern California that he ran back home to masturbrate!

"Everytime i kill a bad guy in COD 4, there's no other way to celebrate but masturbration"

by J0/\/O February 23, 2010

masturcation

synonym for mastabbatical; a shorter "vacation" from hands-on satisfaction (masturfaction)

He had been feeling tired during the day, so he decided he needed a short masturcation; he benefitted so much from his masturcation that he then went on a 3-month mastabbatical.

by Mr. Punderful January 14, 2014

mastursation

The act of carrying on a conversation while masturbating.

Kyle was having a long mastursation with a girl on a webcam site.

by amishwhale August 15, 2019

masturcation

to masticate (eat) and masturbate at the same time.

I had to make the meeting at three, and there was not time to eat and masturbate, so i masturcated.

by djtrurasta May 13, 2005

Masturbration

The act of expressing jubilation through jerking off, either by yourself, or around company.

"Guys I got the Job!" "This calls for a masturbration!" "Circlejerk or Solo?" "Either"

by AnonInfinity September 25, 2014

masturcation

Similar to rusty trombone. The act of simultaneously eating feces and playing with one's self.

"The young boy learned quickly the pleasure of eating shit and jerking it; the magical world of masturcation."

by ireallydontcareabootit June 11, 2008