Masturblazer

Someone who masturbates while smoking pot.

Billy: Dude Brad is such a fag all he does is scooter.

Joe: That's not all he does. He's a masturblazer too.

by Handles suck August 11, 2014

Masturbaker's dozen

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.

'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016

Masturblazing

Masturblazing the is act of masturbating whilst high, the purpose? Well why not.

Adam: Damn last night I passed around 8pm!
Cody: Why so early, loser
Adam: I was Masturblazing in my room ha

by MessyBRider May 28, 2013

Masturblazing

Masturblazing is when you jack off while smoking weed.

Guy 1: My parents caught me masturblazing last night.
Guy 2: What did they do?
Guy 1: Join in...

by the Crusty Crab May 26, 2015

Masterblader

Banked track roller derby referee for the Lonestar Rollergirls from the A&E reality series called "Rollergirls". Known for his fight yell before each jam " Are you ready? Pack 'em up!!"

The Masterblader whistled twice to signal the jammers to start twenty feet behind the pack.

by Motorblade June 16, 2007

masterblaze

the act of masturbating while simultaneously blazing a joint

Hey guys, I was going to masterblaze this weekend if you all would to join me.

by Al D. Douglas September 14, 2011

Facebook Masturbater

Creepy teens who look for seductive pictures of their friends in order to become aroused

dude, she has the hottest picture, makes me want to be a facebook masturbater.

by titanboy2793 July 11, 2010