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Masturbaker's dozen 

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.
'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

Masturblazing 

Masturblazing the is act of masturbating whilst high, the purpose? Well why not.
Adam: Damn last night I passed around 8pm!
Cody: Why so early, loser
Adam: I was Masturblazing in my room ha
Masturblazing by MessyBRider May 28, 2013

Masturblazing 

Masturblazing is when you jack off while smoking weed.
Guy 1: My parents caught me masturblazing last night.
Guy 2: What did they do?
Guy 1: Join in...

Masterblader 

Banked track roller derby referee for the Lonestar Rollergirls from the A&E reality series called "Rollergirls". Known for his fight yell before each jam " Are you ready? Pack 'em up!!"
The Masterblader whistled twice to signal the jammers to start twenty feet behind the pack.
Masterblader by Motorblade June 16, 2007

masterblaze 

the act of masturbating while simultaneously blazing a joint
Hey guys, I was going to masterblaze this weekend if you all would to join me.
masterblaze by Al D. Douglas September 14, 2011

Facebook Masturbater 

Creepy teens who look for seductive pictures of their friends in order to become aroused
dude, she has the hottest picture, makes me want to be a facebook masturbater.
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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