masturpimp 

'mas-t&r + 'pimp

Combining the words masturbate and pimp to define the dastardly art of self-promotion when posting to message boards, forums and the like. Much like self-pleasuring yourself in real life, masturpimping is when you promote your site or yourself online.

EvilISCABBSSysop1 : Will someone PERMA-TWIT that guy already? All he is doing is masturpimping his website and it's starting to piss everyone off.

Adonis : Done. ***TWITs Pabo Wakataeo (AGAIN) ***

AndyB : At least he's funny, you guys are boring.

Adonis : ***TWITs AndyB***

AndyB yells faintly from the dungeon : HEY!!!

masturpimp by d00db0x January 19, 2007

Masturpoop 

When you jizz and shit at the same time, and travel through time because of it.

I masturpooped and then went back to the 1400s. French. EVERYWHERE.

Masturpoop by Anonim2 July 25, 2010

masturpooping 

It's when you poop while masturbating??!??

No more explination needed.

Toilet + Poop + penis + hand = masturpooping

masturpooping by Llamadude July 13, 2007

masturhumping 

When you hump a pillow, bed, woman, etc., and you put your hand by your penis so that as you hump up and down, your hand rubs against your penis, giving you the sensation of masturbating while you are humping.

I was so horny after watching the shake-weight commercial that I decided to have a quick masturhumping session.

masturhumping by Masturhumper December 29, 2010

masturpiece 

a drawing used for visual aid during masturbation

While using the public restroom I saw a very sexy masturpiece on the wall that made me want to rub one out

masturpiece by Metaphorphosis July 29, 2018

Masturpiece 

The best sexual work of art.

That condom was a masturpiece and so is your dick.

Masturpiece by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Masturpiece 

A masterpiece that makes you feel sexual, euphoric, orgasmic (hyperbole/metaphor) 💦🍆🍑

This fan fiction of Ryan Gosling is a masturpiece, I’m ✨throbbing✨right now.

Masturpiece by Masterbaiter2000 January 25, 2024