masturpimp

'mas-t&r + 'pimp

Combining the words masturbate and pimp to define the dastardly art of self-promotion when posting to message boards, forums and the like. Much like self-pleasuring yourself in real life, masturpimping is when you promote your site or yourself online.

EvilISCABBSSysop1 : Will someone PERMA-TWIT that guy already? All he is doing is masturpimping his website and it's starting to piss everyone off.

Adonis : Done. ***TWITs Pabo Wakataeo (AGAIN) ***

AndyB : At least he's funny, you guys are boring.

Adonis : ***TWITs AndyB***

AndyB yells faintly from the dungeon : HEY!!!

masturpimp by d00db0x January 19, 2007

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Masturpoop

When you jizz and shit at the same time, and travel through time because of it.

I masturpooped and then went back to the 1400s. French. EVERYWHERE.

Masturpoop by Anonim2 July 25, 2010

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masturpimp • masturhumping • Masturpoop • masturpooping

masturpooping

It's when you poop while masturbating??!??

No more explination needed.

Toilet + Poop + penis + hand = masturpooping

masturpooping by Llamadude July 13, 2007

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masturhumping

When you hump a pillow, bed, woman, etc., and you put your hand by your penis so that as you hump up and down, your hand rubs against your penis, giving you the sensation of masturbating while you are humping.

I was so horny after watching the shake-weight commercial that I decided to have a quick masturhumping session.

masturhumping by Masturhumper December 29, 2010