Mantucket 

A man version of a hussie.

A male that deeply enjoys the female and/or male attention he gets based on his look, his personality, and/or his romantic history, yet doesnt want to call it for what it is.
And usually responds with lame comebacks after being called on it.

Girl_ " Stop trying to hide it, you are such a mantucket!"

Guy_ "So is your face.."

Girl _"... Mantucket."

manwhore

Mantucket by amnios January 12, 2011

mantucket 

a female who displays male behaviors but is NOT a lesbian.

Michelle man-striding with hands in pockets; Michelle burping; Michelle saying,"ey foo .. "; Michelle wearing sweats; Michelle being the man in the relationship; so basically, Michelle being mantucket.

mantucket by brianmo May 19, 2006

Mantucket Nectars 

Seminal fluid.

"Oh, Gee Willikers!" exclaimed Paul. "Looks like I've gone and spilled Mantucket Nectars on my keyboard again!"

Mantucket Nectars by meowwwww December 20, 2008

Maturkety pants 

Maternity pants, in all their stretchy glory, repurposed for a gut expanding due to Thanksgiving Day overeating rather than pregnancy.

My jeans were making Thanksgiving dinner uncomfortable, so I switched to maturkety pants.

Maturkety pants by Bogrimm November 28, 2017

Man from Nantucket 

There once was a man from Nantucket,

whose dick was so long he could suck it ,

He said with a grin , licking cum off his chin,

If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it !!

Man from Nantucket, history's best dirty limerick

Man from Nantucket by HyperBad September 12, 2018

Nantucket Nibbler 

This is a sex move that can only be performed when the female is pregnant. The male must first nibble on the woman's breats, excreting a small amount of milk into his mouth. The man then deposits the milk into the woman's vagina and uses it as lube while he fucks her.

My wife finally let me give her the Nantucket Nibbler last night

Nantucket Nibbler by Jewmaster3000 November 22, 2010

Manfucked 

Manfucked

When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.

Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.

I was rebuilding a hard drive and my co-worker came over and manfucked the whole thing. Now I cannot get the case off because he put the screws in “at an angle” somehow and the heads are completely threaded.

Manfucked by WhatRUKiddingMe May 27, 2018