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Martucky 

A city of just over 5000 in North central Illinois. Real name- Marseilles, but half of its residents roots can be traced back to Campbellsville Kentucky. Due to it's own economic downturn since the 1980's, and a lack of enforcement of it's municipal codes it looks more like a hillbilly settlement in rural Kentucky than an industrial city in France like it was named after.
"how many tarp roofs have you seen in Martucky this winter"?
"Did you see all the pick-up trucks that are up on blocks in Martucky"?
Martucky by Martucky Mayor March 23, 2011
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Martucky Shit Show 

A bi-monthly gathering typically in the evening hours when a very, very Simple Majority of Martucky city officials bordering on collusion always vote together and take special pride in their lack of transparency and accountability to the public they serve. Special emphasis on treating constituents with disrespect that often leads name-calling, stonewalling, public ridicule, and cussin'.
Wow!'I went to Martucky city council meeting last night and it turned into a real Martucky Shit Show!
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madtucky 

Madtucky is the land in North America, on the Ohio River, between Cincinnati, Ohio and Louisville, Kentucky, including parts of Jefferson County, Indiana and Trimble County, Kentucky. It is a contraction of Madison, the county seat of Jefferson County, Indiana and Kentucky. People from that area are called Madtuckians.
Let's all go down to Madtucky and check out the tourists checking out the Madtuckians on the river walk, buy some beer and go country cruising.
madtucky by Nicholas Scott September 4, 2006

mantucky 

A small farm town in Illinois named Mansfield. At one time most of the residents had relocated there from Kentucky. Hence the nickname “Mantucky.”
Y’ant to go up to Mantucky tonight to the tracta pulls? They oughta be some fat chics with tattoos hangin there.
mantucky by Pull My Fanger January 6, 2018

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026