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Manturnity 

When a man's gut is proportionately large for his size. This makes the man appear to be pregnant. Especially when they have skinny legs and no butt.
Bob's gut is getting bigger. Time to get some manturnity cloths.
Manturnity by Taekwondoka July 8, 2014

Mantuition 

The male version of a females intuition. A feeling/hunch a guy get's about a certain situations.
Dude, that girls totally in to you, trust me, my mantuition says so
Mantuition by ravens2 April 7, 2011

Mantucket 

A man version of a hussie.

A male that deeply enjoys the female and/or male attention he gets based on his look, his personality, and/or his romantic history, yet doesnt want to call it for what it is.
And usually responds with lame comebacks after being called on it.
Girl_ " Stop trying to hide it, you are such a mantucket!"

Guy_ "So is your face.."

Girl _"... Mantucket."

manwhore
Mantucket by amnios January 12, 2011

Mantuckitjamstuffit 

A sexual position that requires you to tuck back your boner between your legs and back into a girls cooter while doing so you must make a beeping noise like a truck.
Trying to get rid of an annoying girlfriend try the mantuckitjamstuffit and she will be running out the room in no time if not try and get her to fuck you and one of her girlfriends cause shes a freak.

Matukite 

Matukite is everything and everyone. He is above everything in the universe and will destroy anyone who disobeys him.

Person 1: HAHA Matukite is a bitch HAHA
Matukite: ⎅⟟⟒ ⋔⍜⍀⏁⏃⌰.
Person 1: ''Explodes''
Matukite
Matukite by matukiteisagod November 25, 2020

Hakuna Mafuckit 

\ˈhəˈku'nə-'mə'fʌk'ɪt\
│huh-koo-nuh muh-fuhk-it│

The phrase is derived from the Swahilian phrase "hakuna matata", which translated literally means "there are no problems", and the English phrase "fuck it".

:to quit or be done with something that was giving you worries or problems.

:to not put up with anyone or anything's (bull)shit or drama anymore

Hakuna Mafuckit is a wonderful phrase and a problem-free philosophy that promotes a very chill, laid-back, anti-dramatic type of atmosphere.
Josh: "This chemistry work is giving me problems man! What should I do?"

Dylan: "You're still doing that shit? I quit trying to do that shit a long time ago. I said Hakuna Mafuckit to it."
Hakuna Mafuckit by Kid Sidfuckis September 17, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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