Mantuckit

When you pop a boner and u tuck it up through your waistband on your pants

When he popped a boner at the wedding he went to the bathroom and pulled off the mantuckit manuever

by Jersey Wave November 10, 2009

Manturnity

When a man's gut is proportionately large for his size. This makes the man appear to be pregnant. Especially when they have skinny legs and no butt.

Bob's gut is getting bigger. Time to get some manturnity cloths.

by Taekwondoka July 8, 2014

Mantuition

The male version of a females intuition. A feeling/hunch a guy get's about a certain situations.

Dude, that girls totally in to you, trust me, my mantuition says so

by ravens2 April 7, 2011

Mantucket

A man version of a hussie.

A male that deeply enjoys the female and/or male attention he gets based on his look, his personality, and/or his romantic history, yet doesnt want to call it for what it is.
And usually responds with lame comebacks after being called on it.

Girl_ " Stop trying to hide it, you are such a mantucket!"

Guy_ "So is your face.."

Girl _"... Mantucket."

manwhore

by amnios January 12, 2011

Mantuckitjamstuffit

A sexual position that requires you to tuck back your boner between your legs and back into a girls cooter while doing so you must make a beeping noise like a truck.

Trying to get rid of an annoying girlfriend try the mantuckitjamstuffit and she will be running out the room in no time if not try and get her to fuck you and one of her girlfriends cause shes a freak.

by Dicks Enormious October 26, 2009

Matukite

Matukite is everything and everyone. He is above everything in the universe and will destroy anyone who disobeys him.

Person 1: HAHA Matukite is a bitch HAHA
Matukite: ⎅⟟⟒ ⋔⍜⍀⏁⏃⌰.
Person 1: ''Explodes''

Matukite

by matukiteisagod November 25, 2020

Hakuna Mafuckit

\ˈhəˈku'nə-'mə'fʌk'ɪt\
│huh-koo-nuh muh-fuhk-it│

The phrase is derived from the Swahilian phrase "hakuna matata", which translated literally means "there are no problems", and the English phrase "fuck it".

:to quit or be done with something that was giving you worries or problems.

:to not put up with anyone or anything's (bull)shit or drama anymore

Hakuna Mafuckit is a wonderful phrase and a problem-free philosophy that promotes a very chill, laid-back, anti-dramatic type of atmosphere.

Josh: "This chemistry work is giving me problems man! What should I do?"

Dylan: "You're still doing that shit? I quit trying to do that shit a long time ago. I said Hakuna Mafuckit to it."

by Kid Sidfuckis September 17, 2011