mastubraint

How you say "masturbating" when you're masturbating.

i am mastubraint just a few feet away from her mm

mastubraint by uNfzGirl July 24, 2008

masturbaited 

When you click on a porno and get a cooking show instead.

Me:Hey man I got masturbaited last night.
Freind: Really?
Me:Yeah all I got was a cooking show.

masturbaited by It's super soup March 27, 2015

Masturpainting 

The act of masturbating while painting a wall, or using your jizz to paint a wall.

Isaiah's mom caught him masturpainting in the bathroom.

Masturpainting by godlike823 June 10, 2011

masturbant 

A gel or liquid used for lubrication in the aid of masturbation.

Becky sold me some Avon shaving cream that worked as a great masturbant.

Sue was watching Tom masturbate and offered some shaving cream to be used as a masturbant.

masturbant by Tommy Bear May 4, 2004

masturfaint 

When you are fapping so hard you faint

Sam got bored in class so he masturfainted

masturfaint by B2002 April 12, 2015

Masturbait 

When you get off to fish

1-"I love masturbaiting"

2-"You mean masturbating?"
1-"No, I get off to fish"

Masturbait by Stalker Ex February 1, 2021

mathematically masturbaiting

The act of masturbaiting while looking at numbers. You can do this during math class, maybe while doing some math homework.

Joe: yo, what's nick doing?

Kevin: oh he's just mathematically masturbaiting. He's just trying to get that problem solved.. If ya know what I'm saying ;)

mathematically masturbaiting by Idek what I'm doing November 23, 2015