mastubraint

How you say "masturbating" when you're masturbating.

i am mastubraint just a few feet away from her mm

by uNfzGirl July 24, 2008

masturbaited

When you click on a porno and get a cooking show instead.

Me:Hey man I got masturbaited last night.
Freind: Really?
Me:Yeah all I got was a cooking show.

by It's super soup March 27, 2015

Masturpainting

The act of masturbating while painting a wall, or using your jizz to paint a wall.

Isaiah's mom caught him masturpainting in the bathroom.

by godlike823 June 10, 2011

masturbant

A gel or liquid used for lubrication in the aid of masturbation.

Becky sold me some Avon shaving cream that worked as a great masturbant.

Sue was watching Tom masturbate and offered some shaving cream to be used as a masturbant.

by Tommy Bear May 4, 2004

masturfaint

When you are fapping so hard you faint

Sam got bored in class so he masturfainted

by B2002 April 12, 2015

Masturbait

When you get off to fish

1-"I love masturbaiting"

2-"You mean masturbating?"
1-"No, I get off to fish"

by Stalker Ex February 1, 2021

mathematically masturbaiting

The act of masturbaiting while looking at numbers. You can do this during math class, maybe while doing some math homework.

Joe: yo, what's nick doing?

Kevin: oh he's just mathematically masturbaiting. He's just trying to get that problem solved.. If ya know what I'm saying ;)

by Idek what I'm doing November 23, 2015