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Mastora is a being who thinks they are more important than everyone else however they are not loved by their mother.
I hate people who are mastoras
Same I’d hate to be a mastora
Mastora by Tamzino September 3, 2020
Words you can keep
a very not fun person, she tries to eat others tacos for no reason and tries to get invitations to things she isn't invited.
"omg you're having tacos can I come?"

" no you are not invited mastora"
mastora by anonymous February 19, 2025

furious mastrabation 

An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.
Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.

Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.

Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.

Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?

Larry : Furious masturbation?

Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.

Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.
furious mastrabation by Darker January 21, 2010

Mastorakis 

noun...A form of entertainment at a party where the party is the entertainment. As the night progresses the mastorakis usually becomes more outrageous, wild, immoral, and secretive between the party goers remaining.

Originally referred to the outrageous parties thrown by the famous Greek director Nikos Mastorakis. People would show up and become spectators at his elaborate parties at this palatial mansion on a Mediteranean island.
Sit down, shut up, and enjoy your mastorakis!

or

Haven't you had enough mastorakis yet?

or

Did you see the mastorakis that went on in the hot tub?
Mastorakis by JennOaz June 8, 2010

Mastrangelo 

Man hes such a Mastrangelo
Mastrangelo by Joey Mastrangelo September 26, 2008

Ayu Mastura 

A perfect and talented girl. She is very friendly and sweet and everyone likes her. All the boys chase after her. She is fierce and confident. She is Funny and smart. She is irresistible. She is a true friend and will always be by your side and she'll always keep a promise. Even though she is a good girl, she's not afraid to break a rule. She is caring, responsible, and trustworthy. The perfect girl for you. Ayu Mastura is pure awesomeness.
Ayu Mastura is lit af
Ayu Mastura by ‘Un_known’ December 28, 2017

Masturage 

When you die during a game in a pathetic way or lose something very important and get so angry that you masturbate to calm down.
Wires: Agh! I fucking hate that boss at the end of the game.
Rev: Dude, you need chill
Wires: Screw this I'm going to masturage.
Masturage by Tommykazi September 14, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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