Mastora is a being who thinks they are more important than everyone else however they are not loved by their mother.
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An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.
Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.
Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.
Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.
Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?
Larry : Furious masturbation?
Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.
Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.
Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.
Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.
Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?
Larry : Furious masturbation?
Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.
Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.
by Darker January 21, 2010
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Originally referred to the outrageous parties thrown by the famous Greek director Nikos Mastorakis. People would show up and become spectators at his elaborate parties at this palatial mansion on a Mediteranean island.
Originally referred to the outrageous parties thrown by the famous Greek director Nikos Mastorakis. People would show up and become spectators at his elaborate parties at this palatial mansion on a Mediteranean island.
Sit down, shut up, and enjoy your mastorakis!
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Haven't you had enough mastorakis yet?
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Did you see the mastorakis that went on in the hot tub?
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Haven't you had enough mastorakis yet?
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Did you see the mastorakis that went on in the hot tub?
by JennOaz June 8, 2010
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A perfect and talented girl. She is very friendly and sweet and everyone likes her. All the boys chase after her. She is fierce and confident. She is Funny and smart. She is irresistible. She is a true friend and will always be by your side and she'll always keep a promise. Even though she is a good girl, she's not afraid to break a rule. She is caring, responsible, and trustworthy. The perfect girl for you. Ayu Mastura is pure awesomeness.
by ‘Un_known’ December 28, 2017
Get the Ayu Mastura mug.When you die during a game in a pathetic way or lose something very important and get so angry that you masturbate to calm down.
Wires: Agh! I fucking hate that boss at the end of the game.
Rev: Dude, you need chill
Wires: Screw this I'm going to masturage.
Rev: Dude, you need chill
Wires: Screw this I'm going to masturage.
by Tommykazi September 14, 2010
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