An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.
Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.
Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.
Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.
Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.
noun...A form of entertainment at a party where the party is the entertainment. As the night progresses the mastorakis usually becomes more outrageous, wild, immoral, and secretive between the party goers remaining.
Originally referred to the outrageous parties thrown by the famous Greek director Nikos Mastorakis. People would show up and become spectators at his elaborate parties at this palatial mansion on a Mediteranean island.
A perfect and talented girl. She is very friendly and sweet and everyone likes her. All the boys chase after her. She is fierce and confident. She is Funny and smart. She is irresistible. She is a true friend and will always be by your side and she'll always keep a promise. Even though she is a good girl, she's not afraid to break a rule. She is caring, responsible, and trustworthy. The perfect girl for you. Ayu Mastura is pure awesomeness.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*