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Werlyb

-Have you seen Mastoking on Twitch?
+No, I've only heard that he's the hottest man on Earth

mastoking by 35cm of pleasure July 11, 2020

Conscientious Masking 

To wear masks around people you don’t want to talk to in absence of a pandemic

simran: I notice pinku wears a mask on & off at work
jasmine: yea, she came up with “conscientious masking” so people she despises will stop talking to her eventually

Conscientious Masking by rtalati February 17, 2021

Mastering Physics

Literally cancer. Homework website used by colleges to make students google every question on chegg or yahoo answers because clicking anything will take of 50%. Giving college students cancer since 1998.

Person 1:Did you do Mastering Physics yet?

Person 2:Yeah it gave me cancer.

Mastering Physics by AweStrucK July 24, 2015

Mastering Chemistry 

A website created to make the lives of American college students a nightmare through the use of nazi-like grading on significant figures and rounding throughout 15+ pages of hell. Commonly referred to as a bitch for changing 1 number in each person's given values to piss people off.

"Hey have you done the Mastering Chemistry for this week yet?"

"No but I heard it's a real killer."

"Yeah I tried the hints and couldn't even work through those!"

Mastering Chemistry by CHE108 May 15, 2012

Mastering Engineering 

An online homework program designed to rob college students of their hard-earned money and serve as a crutch for professors too lazy to write their own homework assignments or to teach. Its purpose, beyond making millions for the publishing company, is apparently to reduce the number of engineering graduates in the United States by utterly demoralizing and destroying their confidence in an effort to force them to drop the program and/or kill themselves.

I used up all but one attempt on this stupid Mastering Engineering problem, before I realized it had switched everything to kiloOhms instead of Ohms! And then I still got it wrong! FML!

Mastering Engineering by kypok April 16, 2012

Mastering the gift 

Female masturbation

Her room mate unexpectedly walked in while she was furiously mastering the gift!

Mastering the gift by GAM Brian September 9, 2016

Masking 

Masking is a complex and costly survival strategy for autistic people. It generally involves intentionally learning neurotypical behaviors and mimicking them in social situations. Sometimes masking focuses on hiding behaviors that people feel won't be accepted.
In that way its like putting on your "social mask" so you can interact with people efficiently even though that's now how you normally act or would want to act if you weren't afraid of being seen as strange.

Autistic person: yeah I learned early in school that I should just chuckle whenever someone says something weird to me because they're probably making a joke or smiling whenever someone else is smiling so I don't look out of place

Non-autistic friend: ohh so you mean like masking right?

Autistic person: yeah exactly!

Masking by PapitasLoup April 13, 2021