masterliking 

Instead of Liking a comment, you write "I like this" as a comment, then Like that comment yourself! Masterliking.

David Coffman just put up a comment, then wrote "I like this." Then he liked that comment himself, what a piece of masterliking.

masterliking by Masterliker August 8, 2011

Masturlikeing 

When you click on the "like" button on your own Facebook status or comment, when nobody else does. Usually when saying something boring, inappropriate or rude. Or just when trying to be funny and suck at it.

John: "I just finished eating my dinner :)" - John likes this
Peter: "brother stop posting shit and masturlikeing it"

or

Susan: "Finally I got my period :D:D" - Susan Likes this
Robert: "You just made half of the boys in school very happy" - 241 people like this

Masturlikeing by Hanumanking June 17, 2011

masturbiking 

The act of masturbating while biking by rhythmically rubbing your crotch against your bike seat. Virtually unnoticeable while in motion, this seems to be a mainly female practice.

Hey Jane, how was your commute this morning?
Great! I was masturbiking all the way up 1st Ave!

masturbiking by masturbiker January 31, 2014

Masterbaking 

masterbaking,
pretty much self explanitary.
.. masters of baking..

so what are you doing ?
- masterbaking
masterbating, who the hell masterbates in fruit filled muffins !?
- masterBAKING mom, it's for the master bakers.

Masterbaking by 922pmmjak November 3, 2008

Masterbaking 

To masterbate while in the process of smoking marijuana.

Johnny said: "Yo cuz, whered you go last night?" Darvin replied: "After seeing 2 girls make out, I had to run inside to roll a joint and start masterbaking to calm down." Johnny replied: "Damn"

Masterbaking by DusanMandic08 October 13, 2011

Mastercaking 

Master bating while eating cake

Slinging your meat while eating cake is mastercaking

Mastercaking by Dk25 May 11, 2013

masterpuking 

The act of being utterly repulsed and extremely turned on all at the same time... essentially puking and masterbating at once.

Just read the definition for Danny Glover and you'll be masterpuking. Eww. So many liquids in so little time.

masterpuking by celinalope October 26, 2007