masterpuking 

The act of being utterly repulsed and extremely turned on all at the same time... essentially puking and masterbating at once.

Just read the definition for Danny Glover and you'll be masterpuking. Eww. So many liquids in so little time.

masterpuking by celinalope October 26, 2007

Masterbaking 

masterbaking,
pretty much self explanitary.
.. masters of baking..

so what are you doing ?
- masterbaking
masterbating, who the hell masterbates in fruit filled muffins !?
- masterBAKING mom, it's for the master bakers.

Masterbaking by 922pmmjak November 3, 2008

Masterbaking 

To masterbate while in the process of smoking marijuana.

Johnny said: "Yo cuz, whered you go last night?" Darvin replied: "After seeing 2 girls make out, I had to run inside to roll a joint and start masterbaking to calm down." Johnny replied: "Damn"

Masterbaking by DusanMandic08 October 13, 2011

masterfuckingbate 

When you masterbate with such passion and thrust that you are taking off like a fucking rocket.

Today, I masterfuckingbated to Maria Tara Ryabushkina’s lesbian adventures. God!, she is so fucking hot!

masterfuckingbate by Bad C dev October 7, 2021

masterliking 

Instead of Liking a comment, you write "I like this" as a comment, then Like that comment yourself! Masterliking.

David Coffman just put up a comment, then wrote "I like this." Then he liked that comment himself, what a piece of masterliking.

masterliking by Masterliker August 8, 2011

Mastercaking 

Master bating while eating cake

Slinging your meat while eating cake is mastercaking

Mastercaking by Dk25 May 11, 2013

masterbaking 

The process of baking a batch of delicious treats for the sole purpose of eating them all yourself.

Nancy- Sorry I didn't answer your calls last night, I was having a vigorous masterbaking session: 20 muffins baked, 20 muffins consumed.

Beatrice- Oh, I love muffins, you should have invited me round.

Nancy- That would have defeated the purpose.

Beatrice- *hurt feelings*

masterbaking by falkor swiftly September 10, 2009